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The Great List of Ole Landmass

Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:35 pm
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24071 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:35 pm
Being the night before the game, I'd like to see it one more time before the board is locked.

Eta: thanks shaft. List posted below.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 11:08 pm
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:39 pm to
Shaft -
Any way you can make the list 95 points, so you can get a name change to Martin Luther, and it can be your 95 Theses?

That would be epic. Just sayin.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55437 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

Any way you can make the list 95 points, so you can get a name change to Martin Luther, and it can be your 95 Theses?



DEUS VULT BITCH
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Any way you can make the list 95 points, so you can get a name change to Martin Luther, and it can be your 95 Theses?


Might as well make it 425 at this point.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24071 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:47 pm to
It would probably be pretty easy to come up with 425 reasons why Mississippi sucks.

The only good things I can think of is the blues and the Ole Miss reefer farm.


I mean, they can't cook at tailgates because they spill do much booze, it's killing the grove. They're the only sec school that needs sippy cups.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:53 pm to
Just to clarify you need to put Ole Miss in the subject line. We have won 10 regular season games and been to Atlanta.
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10781 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:56 pm to
Pretty sure we have the highest % of African Americans in the nation, GTFO with your most racist state nonsense.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55437 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure we have the highest % of African Americans in the nation, GTFO with your most racist state nonsense.



Those don't have anything to do with each other.
Posted by Fan of Football
Jeanerette
Member since Sep 2016
657 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure we have the highest % of African Americans in the nation, GTFO with your most racist state nonsense.

These things are not mutually exclusive
Posted by VivaZapata27
Natchez, Ms
Member since Apr 2013
3573 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:12 pm to
You know the Rebs got you rustled when a Bamer has to resort to cock riding loathesome Vol fans. SMH
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24071 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

You know the Rebs got you rustled when a Bamer has to resort to cock riding loathesome Vol fans. SMH



Considering I've gotten down votes in the op, I'd say y'all are the rustled ones. Besides, Shaft is one of the good ones.


In October, I'm looking forward to posting my bumper sticker photos from my Knoxville trip four years ago.They were good enough to have Shannon Terry from 247 gave me two years free and another give me tickets to a Bama game.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 5:23 pm
Posted by HottyToddy7
Member since Sep 2010
13958 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

esides, Shaft is one of the good ones.


Hahahahaha
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69884 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 6:19 pm to
I own Ole Miss fans like they wish they could still own black people
Posted by TimeOutdoors
AK
Member since Sep 2014
12119 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 6:19 pm to
You might want to update your list. Louisiana is currently the fattest state.

Obesity by State 2016
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 6:30 pm to
Well, Cajun food is awesome. Actually makes sense to me.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 6:56 pm to
The state's leading industry is speeding tickets
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4432 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:02 pm to
i love these threads. With the exception of major cities sporadically dotting the SE US, from Louisiana to North Carolina I can promise you it's the same white trash across the board. I've had the pleasure of living in multiple SEC states and have traveled to every one. It's the same white trash, I promise.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14091 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:04 pm to
Thank you for your patriotism
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69884 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

This same list also applies to a few other southern states


This thread needs to be retitled.

Not every southern state can claim the following though:

quote:

Smallest dicks in America LINK
They cheat their fat (but tiny), poor, stupid, racist dicks off, AND THEY ADMIT IT, and yet:
Never won their division, EVER.
Never won 10 regular season games, EVER. frickING EVER.
Haven't won a championship of any kind since desegregation.
Have NEVER won an AP title, EVER.
Have fewer all time wins against Bama than Bama has NCs. Not "Claimed NCs", ACTUAL NCs.
44-20-1
FSU just scored again
TCU just scored again
Memphis just scored again
Arkansas just pooped on their chest again, 425 times.
They think Crown Royal is "Classy".
They eat cold Wal Mart chicken fingers on china.
16 on the ACT qualifies for guaranteed admission.
They are the ONLY original SEC school to not win the conference championship in basketball.
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 8:02 pm to
I enjoyed that list so much that I got a chubby, not a little Mississippi chubby either.
It's a blue vein throbber.
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