The best Alabama joke

You oversold that one

The absurdity of that entire conversation can't possibly be measured. Some of those loony fricks would've fought you to the death over it.

It's what happens to your typical low integrity welching L6U fan. Now they have 0gre. He will never beat Saban.

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About 13 of your last 15 threads are Alabama related. Your sig picture, sig quote, avatar, and "favorite team" are Alabama related.

Are you okay?

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You wouldn't understand because kindergarteners in AnM households have actually lived to see them beat Bama.

Please do not ever change this

"We're Bama's rival"


-LSU

Three college grads, one from Auburn, one from LSU, and one from BAMA, are all construction workers. They were sitting up on one of those high rafters that builders often eat lunch on. The Auburn grad opens his lunchbox and says, "Awww man! CHICKEN!!! I HATE CHICKEN!!! Every day its the same thing...Chicken, Chicken, Chicken!! If I get chicken one more time, I'm gonna jump off this beam." Then the LSU grad opens his lunchbox. "Awww man!!! HAM AND CHEESE!! I HATE HAM AND CHEESE!!! Every day is the same thing...HAM AND CHEESE, HAM AND CHEESE, HAM AND CHEESE!! If I get ham and cheese one more time, I'll jump off this beam with you." So then the BAMA grad opens his lunchbox. "Awww man!!! SPAM!!! I HATE SPAM!!!! Every day its the same thing...SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!! If I get SPAM one more time, I'll jump off this building with y'all." So the next day on lunch break, the three guys are sitting on their beam. The Auburn grad opens his lunch box. As fate would have it, it was chicken. "Well, it looks like I'm jumping." He looks at the LSU grad and says, "So what'd you get?" The LSU grad opens his box...ham and cheese. "Well, it looks like we're jumping together." They wait for the BAMA grad to open his box. "Sure nuff...SPAM." They jump. Since they all died at once, they held their funerals all at once. The three men's wives were standing around crying. The wife of the Auburn grad says, "I had no idea he hated chicken...If I had known that, I wouldn't have packed it for him." The wife of the LSU grad sobs, "I had no idea my husband hated ham and cheese...If I had known that, I wouldn't have packed it for him." The wife of the BAMA grad then says, "My husband made his own lunch."

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"We're Clemson's bitch"

-Alabama

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FIFY

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Probably next year

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