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The Ben Simmons Lifetime Thread

Posted on 3/11/16 at 11:55 am
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
13027 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 11:55 am
No person has captivated the SEC Rant like Ben Simmons. On possibly the eve of his college career, I submit this thread as a living memorial of our Ben Simmons.

Moving forward, please celebrate Ben’s failures and diminish his achievements in this thread.

If nothing else, let's clean the SEC Rant of repetitive threads bashing an SEC athlete (violations of rules 2, 5, 11).


Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
13027 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 11:55 am to
Ben Simmons’ SEC Rant Thread History:

1. Jay Bilas: Simmons a cautionary tale - UKWildcats on 3/7/16 at 3:36 pm

2. USA Today All American Team. Ulis 1st team, Murray 2cd team, Simmons 3rd team - WildcatMike on 3/7/16 at 8:39 am

3. Has any other program accomplished less than LSU... - Frac the world on 3/6/16 at 6:05 pm

4. Ben Simmons' collegiate "career" - IAmReality on 3/6/16 at 1:46 pm

5. Yahoo article on LSU and Simmons should apologize. - WildcatMike on 3/6/16 at 8:40 am

6. Simmons situation illustrates why one and done must end - JesusQuintana on 3/5/16 at 7:20 pm

7. Hypothetically Speaking...LSU Fans Need Not Comment - 3andOut on 3/5/16 at 4:51 pm

8. Simmons is sore - JD West on 3/5/16 at 4:09 pm

9. Mark Richt has lost control of Ben Simmons - Henry Jones Jr on 3/5/16 at 2:49 pm

10. Bigger Disappointment Manziel or Lebron Jr.? - 3andOut on 3/5/16 at 2:50 pm

11. Simmons ineligible for Wooden - gobama111 on 3/5/16 at 10:40 am

12. Simmons about to get paid - Farmer1906 on 3/4/16 at 4:25 pm

13. Did Johnny Jones really say he is "hopeful" Simmons comes back next year? - WildcatMike on 3/2/16 at 9:40 am

14. Seth Davis picks Tyler Ulis SEC POY, Kennedy SEC COY, Ben Simmons SEC FOY - WildcatMike on 2/29/16 at 6:34 pm

15. People who diminish Simmons play - dwilk4 on 2/27/16 at 11:23 pm

16. Jamal Murray>Ben Simmons - BluMagoo on 2/27/16 at 5:08 pm

17. 2 Once in a Generation Players at LSU - gatorguru on 2/24/16 at 8:50 am

18. One and None: The paradoxical legacy of freshman Ben Simmons' LSU career - kywildcatfanone on 2/24/16 at 6:34 pm

19. Does Ben Simmons join this prestigious group in the spring? - ShaneTheLegLechler on 2/24/16 at 4:32 pm

20. Biggest Similarity Between Lebron and Ben Simmons - TexasAg13 on 2/24/16 at 9:05 am

21. Check-in if you lost to the incompetent Jonny Jones and overrated Ben Simmons - lsu711 on 2/23/16 at 10:12 pm

22. Why did Ben Simmons go to LSU? - Patton on 2/23/16 at 9:24 pm

23. Will you LSU guys cling on to your one and done? - JuiceTerry on 2/23/16 at 8:45 pm

24. I'm excited to see how LSU fans embrace NBA Ben Simmons - SwaggerCopter on 2/23/16 at 7:59 pm

25. Moses Kingsley >>>>> Ben Simmons - hawgfaninc on 2/23/16 at 7:53 pm

26. Does Ben Simmons make a habit of not showing up after halftime? - cubsfan5150 on 2/23/16 at 7:52 pm

27. If Ben Simmons is on your team do you make the NCAA? - jb4 on 2/20/16 at 8:53 pm

28. Simmons ... Australian for Overrated - PsychTiger on 2/20/16 at 7:17 pm
This post was edited on 3/11/16 at 11:57 am
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
13027 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 11:56 am to
Ben Simmons Thread History Continued:
29. Respect for Ben Simmons. - Lordofwrath88 on 2/17/16 at 10:39 pm

30. https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/simmons-says-he-would-vote-for-himself-as-player-of-the-year/61870318/

31. Simmons says he would vote for himself as player of the year - CNB on 2/10/16 at 10:43 pm

32. Remember when Rivals ranked Skal Labissiere #1 over Ben Simmons? - David, Larry David on 2/2/16 at 10:45 pm

33. It's a shame the Ben Simmons has no help because that kid is good. - Aman on 2/2/16 at 6:37 pm

34. Too bad LSU doesn't know how to use Simmons - crimson crazy on 1/30/16 at 6:00 pm

35. Ben Simmons will be an elite player in the NBA - SECFan1995 on 1/27/16 at 10:56 pm

36. Ben Simmons isn't elite - 3morereps on 1/26/16 at 10:20 pm

37. Ben Simmons - ALPHA BUTCH on 1/26/16 at 11:49 am

38. lol @ Alabama! Ben Simmons > Whole Bama team - thibodauxtigah on 1/23/16 at 2:53 pm

39. Ben Simmons is Incredible - m45auburn on 1/23/16 at 1:16 pm

40. LSU fans: Would Simmons be at LSU if not for his relation to Jones? - roadGator on 1/20/16 at 1:30 pm

41. Ben Simmons is a good basketball player - GatorsGators on 1/9/16 at 2:47 pm

42. Ben Simmons didn't even play well - Roger Klarvin on 1/5/16 at 10:08 pm

43. ESPN: "LSU is wasting Ben Simmons" - Gary Busey on 12/15/15 at 10:36 am

44. Will Ben Simmons be the Best Player to Not Make the NCAA Tournament? - Farmer1906 on 12/14/15 at 9:57 am

45. Ben Simmons may put up 50 tonight. - Hugo Stiglitz on 12/2/15 at 8:38 pm

46. Does Ben Simmons regret his decision? - PorkRoast on 11/24/15 at 6:30 pm

47. Will Ben Simmons take a pay cut to help get a new football coach? - Othello on 11/24/15 at 5:06 pm

48. Ben Simmons is the best freshman I've ever seen - Dustin Johnson on 11/23/15 at 8:13 pm

49. Ben Simmons is down here Healing our Football wounds... - Tiger Nation 84 on 11/17/15 at 7:02 am

50. Ben Simmons is good at basketball. - smash williams on 11/13/15 at 8:58 pm

51. The SimmonsPainTrain25 has just arrived to the Station of PAIN - BugaPainTrain7 on 11/13/15 at 10:41 am

52. Fournette, Simmons & Lange - stout on 10/21/15 at 3:25 pm

53. Bigger Impact On Lsu: Ben Simmons or Leonard Fournette - pioneerbasketball on 10/2/15 at 8:23 pm

54. The SEC is not ready for Ben Simmons - thibodauxtigah on 3/22/15 at 8:04 pm

55. Ben Simmons, Antonio Blakeney, Malik Newman - OnlyGatorsSurvive on 3/13/15 at 5:07 pm
This post was edited on 3/11/16 at 11:57 am
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 11:56 am to
I watched him in person. He scored like 9 points.

Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95871 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 11:58 am to
Holy frick you spent all this time doing this
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 11:59 am to
Upvote for your effort.

His LSU career might end today.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Moving forward, please celebrate Ben’s failures and diminish his achievements in this thread.


ok. good riddance to mr. boring supposed super star.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36309 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Upvote for your effort.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:08 pm to
You have way too much free time.
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26681 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:09 pm to
It's pretty sad you spent this much time on a thread that isn't even accurate. Simmons has nothing on Cam when it comes to attention received from the board.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
13027 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Holy frick you spent all this time doing this


Someone is upset about getting called out for starting a repetitive thread criticizing an SEC athlete.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95871 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

(violations of rules 2, 5, 11)

This made me laugh too. One of the "rules" (actually called guidelines) is don't flame the board.


Don't flame the board.

Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145059 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

No person has captivated the SEC Rant like Ben Simmons
hahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahhahahah
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:12 pm to
Pretty embarrassing that he couldn't lead his team to the tournament. I question his passion for the game.
This post was edited on 3/11/16 at 12:13 pm
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95871 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Someone is upset about getting called out for starting a repetitive thread criticizing an SEC athlete.


I made one thread right after he said what he did, literally 10 minutes after South Carolina beat LSU. Get over it.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24100 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:27 pm to
I think this is a cry for help. Us ranters need to step up, and help get this dude laid.
This post was edited on 3/11/16 at 12:28 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98918 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

I think this is a cry for help. Us ranters need to step up, and help get this dude laid.


I don't think he's Ben Simmons' type.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

On possibly the eve of his college career,
Apparently you never had a college career you ignorant hick. And Simmons didn't even move the needle, anywhere, for any reason.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24100 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 12:38 pm to
Do any Missouri fans know Michael Sam? Any Aggies feel like making the rant great again?
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
13027 posts
Posted on 3/11/16 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Apparently you never had a college career you ignorant hick.


I am recognizing a strong correlation between those who respond angrily to this thread and those who started repetitive, Simmons bashing threads.

Educate me on what I am missing and please share the illustrious academic background that supports your supreme knowledge.
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