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Texas A&M: The Complex, The Fall - A Psychoanalysis

Posted on 12/20/14 at 12:54 pm
Posted by miz_zombie
Member since Dec 2014
391 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 12:54 pm
Texas A&M will forever be the weird, religious fanatic with gay vibe little brother who drives a lifted pick up truck.

The end.




Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 12:59 pm to
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religious fanatic
sorry that's Baylor
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42344 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:06 pm to
After a century of mediocrity, its cute they still get their hopes up and spirits high when slightly above mediocrity.

#WRTS

#Winningtherecruiting

#defensedon'tmatter
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58028 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:06 pm to
look man, we aint the ltitle bro

we are the older passed over bro that gets no love b/c our shitheel little bro is fricking Eddie Haskel incarnate
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42344 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:09 pm to
Why didn't aggy change their school name to State Name "State" like all the other former A&Ms outside of New Mexico?
Posted by miz_zombie
Member since Dec 2014
391 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:10 pm to
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look man, we aint the ltitle bro

we are the older passed over bro that gets no love b/c our shitheel little bro is fricking Eddie Haskel incarnate


You, personally, may be old.

But Texas A&M is little brother.

No, better yet, they're the weird cousin.

TCU, Baylor ect are little brothers to The University of Texas.

Texas A&M is the weird cousin with a severe size complex.

If Texas A&M was a person they'd have a closet full of penis pumps.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58028 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:10 pm to
b/c we knew that the Southwest Texas State Normal School would eventually need a better name.

We're nice like that.
Posted by miz_zombie
Member since Dec 2014
391 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:11 pm to
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Why didn't aggy change their school name to State Name "State" like all the other former A&Ms outside of New Mexico?


I think there is already a Texas State.

But I agree that "A&M" is bad for branding.

It gives it a niche feel, not a flagship feel.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42344 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:12 pm to
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I think there is already a Texas State.


There is now, but there wasn't always.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58028 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:13 pm to
wrong brah here we be



and here is our dickhead little bro that sucks up all the attention



and yo, Baylor is CLEARLY the little shithead singing in the back of the car
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:38 pm to
I recall a conversation with Clay Henry, publisher of Hawgs Illustrated early in the season. The topic was A&M, and how bad they could stomp us after their destruction of S. Carolina.

He said "look, it's Aggie, and they'll always be aggie. They'll find a way to mess this up, they always have. Aggie is going to be Aggie."
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79879 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:40 pm to
We sure did. That's why Arkansas won this year...oh wait.

You scored only 28 points on our shitty defense in 4 quarters + overtime
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:45 pm to
swcrant.com
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37637 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:46 pm to
You know how gay dudes freak out and throw hissy fits over things way worse than straight dudes do? That's it, that's the mystery.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 1:54 pm to
had to get caught up on aggie drama

WTF is wrong with that program?
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 2:15 pm to
Wait, why is a Texas fan in a Mizzou costume?
Posted by SL Tiger
Houston
Member since May 2007
2223 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 2:26 pm to
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WTF is wrong with that program?


Dropping the male (tra, la, la's) for some female cheerleaders would be a good start. That one change might have a compounding effect. aTm becomes less of a destination school for all of the closet homo's, the jig jar becomes less useful (or acceptable), and the opportunities to make fun of them are significantly reduced. While the solution seems simple, I'd expect that all of the old chicken hawks in your alumni base would never stand for it. Bring back the official bon-fire too...that's something that I'd personally like to witness.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
53990 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 3:08 pm to
I support this thread.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 4:15 pm to
All of you pricks fricking with aggie fans are pitiful. Are you guys so insecure about your own team that you have to bully others to have a good time here? Pathetic.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 4:31 pm to
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All of you pricks fricking with aggie fans are pitiful. Are you guys so insecure about your own team that you have to bully others to have a good time here? Pathetic.



You don't like trolling Auburn brah? Post history says otherwise.
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