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Tennessee magic solved?

Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:26 pm
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:26 pm
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Obrien kicked off team.. Seems like they learned some interesting news while testing him for injury. Possible steroids, pixie dust, etc?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69882 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:29 pm to
I heard your mother gave him a rimjob at the hospital
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:29 pm to
Yeah that must be the same pixie dust that gets all of our players hurt. We certainly have been lucky.
Posted by VVega
Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
5770 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:30 pm to


An x-ray of his lower abdomen revealed this.

Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4767 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:30 pm to
Maybe your team should stop cheating for national attention.

Aside from flordia and LSU, your season needs an *
Posted by Piscinin
the hills
Member since Nov 2015
3561 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:32 pm to
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cheating


Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69882 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:32 pm to
She licked his butthole,bro
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7953 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

I heard your mother gave him a rimjob at the hospital




I heard he paid for it in cocaine
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7953 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Yeah that must be the same pixie dust that gets all of our players hurt. We certainly have been lucky.




It's a miracle you guys have a built-in excuse for the offseason. Sounds like the pixie dust still going strong to me.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69882 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:34 pm to
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heard he paid for it in cocaine





He left his wallet on the plane. Just telling you what I heard
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

It's a miracle you guys have a built-in excuse for the offseason


You try way too hard.
Posted by xenythx
Member since Dec 2007
32416 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:42 pm to
Gary told us all game that they were using pixie dust.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20447 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:43 pm to
So the Vols are all coked up. Not really surprising, but they should learn to stick to weed like everyone else.
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7953 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4767 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 2:56 pm to
second half coke did the trick but the good ol ags brought them back down.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:00 pm to
Probably using amphetamines like Bill Yeoman's players were famous for doing during his heyday at UH.
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