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Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:43 pm
Posted by Aggie Dynasty
USA
Member since Jul 2013
2102 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:43 pm
Are you backwoods hillbilly's ready for the best College Football Gameday experience ever?

Everybody that was injured last week is full strength for tomorrow. Zero injuries.

Texas A&M 12th Man is looking to get around 140 decibels.

I warned you.

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This post was edited on 10/7/16 at 4:18 pm
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:44 pm to
gigged
Posted by Butch stones
RockyTop
Member since Jun 2016
2889 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:44 pm to
You better go ahead and spread them cheeks for the gang bang that will take place in your shitty wannabe Mexican field you stupid bitch
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:44 pm to
On a scale of one to Tennessee, how much do you love your cousin?

What do you call a 12 year old in Tennessee who can run faster than her brothers?
Virgin

This post was edited on 10/7/16 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5471 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:45 pm to
fricking yawn
Posted by j bro12
LA
Member since Jan 2012
1550 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

best College Football Gameday experience ever?


Posted by Piscinin
the hills
Member since Nov 2015
3561 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:46 pm to
this fricking sucks
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

injuries


Myles is at 80%. Ford is limited. RSJ is out.
This post was edited on 10/7/16 at 3:47 pm
Posted by HolographicCharizard
Nashville
Member since Jul 2016
1979 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:48 pm to
frick you bunch of manginas. Dobbs is going to expose 3rd and Chavis. Barnett will feast on Knight's soul.

VOLS, bitch
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:49 pm to
We're Gonna Whoop Tennessee's frickin arse
Posted by jledet
Panhandle
Member since Jan 2008
4922 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:49 pm to
Tennessee be careful this will be the only time you play someone who is more seasoned at butt chugging than you
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Are you backwoods hillbilly's ready for the best College Football Gameday experience ever?


Posted by HolographicCharizard
Nashville
Member since Jul 2016
1979 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:51 pm to
1st play: Garrett is going to get tripped up by stepping on his own dick, then Dobbs will jump over his arse on the way to a 75 yard TD run.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:53 pm to
Garrett trips on his own dinosaur penis which launches him forward right into a Dobbs sack. Also Garrett tackles him behind the line of scrimmage.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38210 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:53 pm to
I heard Myles Garrett might break his single game SEC sack record of .5
Posted by Butch stones
RockyTop
Member since Jun 2016
2889 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:53 pm to
VOLS-41
DOG frickERS-35

FACT JACK BITCH
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:53 pm to
That's Miss Reveille Ma'am to you.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:54 pm to
If you're going to try and troll with numbers, at least use the correct numbers
Posted by Aggie Dynasty
USA
Member since Jul 2013
2102 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

1st play: Garrett is going to get tripped up by stepping on his own dick, then Dobbs will jump over his arse on the way to a 75 yard TD run.


1st play: Garrett pulls out his dick and slaps Dobbs upside his helmet causing Dobbs to be carried off the field to the concussion protocol tent. Some CBS microphones on the sidelines pickup Dobbs mumbling: "I've been smacked in the face with a dick several times, but none like the force of Garrett's".

Posted by HolographicCharizard
Nashville
Member since Jul 2016
1979 posts
Posted on 10/7/16 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Garrett pulls out his dick and slaps Dobbs 


Keep your wet dreams to yourself, Aggie. Also, this is impossible... SEC play and all.
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