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tDestruction of Aubie's season begins tomorrow
Posted on 10/21/16 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 12:32 pm
We will simply beat the shite out of the dive back on the zone read and make Sean White keep it and "beat us with his feet"
Tough little ole Sean will do well for half a quarter, bless his heart, until he takes enough shots from running the ball that John Franklin III will have to come in.
JF3 shite Show - fumbles, interceptions, and shite talk
Then in the next two weeks, JF3 will get arrested and/or simply thrown off the team. Our Hog victory over Auburn at Auburn will be a week or two in the rear view mirror when Jeremy Johnson will have to be back in play to help get the season finished.
At least Auburn Nation will get to see Gus leave for Baylor. Remember the scene where Gus flies into Auburn and everyone is there cheering? When Gus flies out of town forever, that crowd will be tripled. Cheering. Thank God he's gone, they will say. Thank God he's gone.
Tough little ole Sean will do well for half a quarter, bless his heart, until he takes enough shots from running the ball that John Franklin III will have to come in.
JF3 shite Show - fumbles, interceptions, and shite talk
Then in the next two weeks, JF3 will get arrested and/or simply thrown off the team. Our Hog victory over Auburn at Auburn will be a week or two in the rear view mirror when Jeremy Johnson will have to be back in play to help get the season finished.
At least Auburn Nation will get to see Gus leave for Baylor. Remember the scene where Gus flies into Auburn and everyone is there cheering? When Gus flies out of town forever, that crowd will be tripled. Cheering. Thank God he's gone, they will say. Thank God he's gone.
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Posted on 10/21/16 at 12:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I should have said... JFIII will be thrown off the team... to make Gus look good
Posted on 10/21/16 at 12:35 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
4 paragraphs of FEAR. Sean White finna kick that arse.
Sail: ON (OFF)
Sail: ON (OFF)
Posted on 10/21/16 at 12:35 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm not up on the "coaching change" rumor mill. I have a question though.....is bert getting any interest from any other school in the nation?
I will hang up and listen.
I will hang up and listen.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 12:37 pm to MrAUTigers
I believe the San Francisco 49ers have a keen interest at this point
Posted on 10/21/16 at 12:37 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I believe the San Francisco 49ers have a keen interest at this point
That would make sense. There is no bigger shite show in the NFL.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 12:38 pm to MrAUTigers
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I will hang up and listen.
Yes, he is and Auburn is one of those schools.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 1:12 pm to MrAUTigers
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is bert getting any interest from any other school in the nation?
The latest rankings put him as the 18th best coach in the nation.
...He's all hog, though. I'm pretty sure about that. Posted on 10/21/16 at 1:18 pm to hogNsinceReagan
quote He's all hog, though. I'm pretty sure about that.
He definitely looks like it
He definitely looks like it
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 1:19 pm to golfntiger32
Posted on 10/21/16 at 1:26 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
good try
Posted on 10/21/16 at 1:49 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You are usually much more subtle with your trolls. Are you losing your touch? I am disappoint.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 1:49 pm to hogNsinceReagan
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He's all hog
Nobody is arguing that
Posted on 10/21/16 at 2:08 pm to DuncanIdaho
quote:I as well.
I am disappoint.
I expect this sort of weak shite from some of the other Pig posters. I'm afraid HRV realizes how badly things will go for his team tomorrow and has overcompensated.
May have to change my sig.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 2:09 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I can't remember Arky doing all that great against the zone read when they played aggys...
Posted on 10/21/16 at 2:14 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Auburn has done a nice job supporting this careening shitbox called the Gus Bus until he finally jerks the wheel into a goddamned bridge embankment.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 2:14 pm to DuncanIdaho
I'm sorry
Posted on 10/21/16 at 2:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 10/21/16 at 2:22 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Just posting here out of pity. You had 1/3rd of the post in this thread and felt you needed some friends
Posted on 10/21/16 at 2:27 pm to NYCAuburn
I'll say it again, Bert's best year is one more win than Gus's worse year. 
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