Swamp kittens or gumps... Who does A&M beat first?

The way I see it, LSU and Alabama aren't going to go two whole seasons with only losing to each other, and even if they do, they can't go three. College football doesn't work like that.

More importantly, they have to lose an SEC West game at some point.

Candidates for the first upset:

Ole Miss - No.

State - No.

Auburn - You would think they could get lucky, but they spent every last penny they had on Cam, and I think at least 20,000 people in Lee County sold their souls in the 2nd quarter of the 2010 Iron Bowl, so they have to repopulate before they can do something like that again.

Arkansas - Their dynasty was taken down by a 25 year old blonde girl on the back of a motorcycle. The only thing more fitting of that giant trailer park is to somehow get one of its citizens in the White House, and the office aide that was administering blowies kept the dress that was soiled with DNA. Poor piggies. No chance.


Texas A&M University - Yes. Yes. Yes.
Why will we beat LSU? 7-1-1 all time against the swamp kittens at Kyle Field. Les Miles knows how to beat a team with 13 men on the field, we use 12.
Why will we beat Alabama? Bear Bryant, Gene Stallings, Dennis Franchione. The universe owes us at least a decade dominance against the gumps. Not only that, but we are 2-0 against Auburn. We know how to absolutely dominante teams from their neck of the woods.