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Straight up blizzard in Missouri. Good luck, TN. Hope you play well in snow

Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:59 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 8:59 am
No joke...woke up in SW Missouri to near white out (race approved) conditions. Strong winds. Blistering temps.

I just read on the Mizzou Board that CoMo is far worse since it's about 3 hours north of SW Missouri. More snow. Colder temps. Spiking long underwear sales...

It's going to be frightfully cold in the northern tundra tonight. I'll be there to share in the misery (pun intended)
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32926 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:03 am to
Smoky Mtn. boys ain't skeerd.

They do make whiskey there.

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:05 am to
as long as they bring me some whiskey then we cool
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98693 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:06 am to
Even the weather is oppressing people in Missouri.
Posted by icwiener
Member since Oct 2015
626 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:10 am to
If it gets too cold, I won't be able to draw a swastika with the pregame shite I'll take.
Posted by PrettyLights
Member since Oct 2014
1163 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:11 am to
It snows in Tennessee too dip shite. They're from Tennessee not El Salvador.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Even the weather is oppressing people in Missouri.



You don't understand...Missourians LOVE the snow and frigid temps. That's when we get out of our homes and shoot the shite with the neighbors.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7725 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:13 am to
quote:

If it gets too cold, I won't be able to draw a swastika with the pregame shite I'll take.


You should be fine. Instead of going on like paint it will be more like writing with chalk.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:17 am to
quote:

It snows in Tennessee too dip shite. They're from Tennessee not El Salvador



Don't lecture to me, a-hole.

Everyone knows Tennessee is part of the Old South and it never snows in the South. Nothing but sunshine, humidity, and sun tea way down there. And, southerners consume yankees with fireballs from their eyes, and bolts of lightning from their arses.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55211 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:18 am to
Need pics to assess
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:20 am to
why does mizzou have to have white weather? what about the black weather that matters
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:22 am to
quote:

why does mizzou have to have white weather? what about the black weather that matters



BLM is protesting the game tonight...perhaps they'll protest God's decision to make a white race his chosen people and his decision to make white snow and clouds. "Hey, God...why you make angry clowds dark? That's racist!"
Posted by TheDarrell McSteal
423
Member since Sep 2015
3300 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:30 am to
VOLS about to go in dry on the frozen tundra of Missouri's high school stadium
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:32 am to
quote:

VOLS about to go in dry on the frozen tundra of Missouri



LOL. If you say so!

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62713 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:33 am to
An SEC game should not have snow.
Now your B1G neighbors will use this against us in recruiting.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139744 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:33 am to
UT fans will just bring their sisters so they can keep their fingers warm.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:36 am to
quote:

UT fans will just bring their sisters so they can keep their fingers warm.



Posted by icwiener
Member since Oct 2015
626 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:48 am to
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:52 am to
quote:

UT fans will just bring their sisters so they can keep their fingers warm.



I have such a strange boner right now.
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
6995 posts
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:52 am to
quote:

It snows in Tennessee too dip shite. They're from Tennessee not El Salvador.

Dipshit is one word, dumb arse.
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