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Somebody explain this to me.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:48 pm
I was reading Al.com and they were showing an injury report for Alabama.
Forget all the obsessed jokes and what not. I was reading all stories.
The report for Alabama listed this.
What the hell happened? LINK
Forget all the obsessed jokes and what not. I was reading all stories.
The report for Alabama listed this.
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--Parker Barrineau cut his toe in a shower issue. Required surgery to sow it back up. Will take at least a week to recover.
What the hell happened? LINK
This post was edited on 8/19/15 at 10:08 pm
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Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:49 pm to highcotton2
Women find harry feet to be unattractive.
Manscaping is a necessary evil.
Manscaping is a necessary evil.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:50 pm to highcotton2
The next Michael Sam story?
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:50 pm to highcotton2
Them Bama boys like it rough
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:50 pm to DaleDenton
Yep. He needs to be happy it was his foot rather than his nuts.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:51 pm to DaleDenton
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harry feet
Did you ever read Hairy Potter?
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:51 pm to highcotton2
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What the hell happened?
AL.com is going out out of business and can no longer afford to hire editors?
*sew
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:52 pm to dcbl
This guy saw it.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 9:52 pm to highcotton2
My guess would be he cut his toe in the shower.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:04 pm to highcotton2
I stepped on one of my wife's razors that had fell I the shower an cut my foot so it's not that crazy IMO. I didn't need surgery but that's really not the issue.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:20 pm to highcotton2
Reports indicate the toe was injured on the floor drain as the foot was propelled forward due to an external horizontal thrust force.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:38 pm to highcotton2
Severely botched circumcision.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:41 pm to Realistic Ag
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Reports indicate the toe was injured on the floor drain as the foot was propelled forward due to an external horizontal thrust force.
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Realistic Ag
Leave it to an aggie to come up with this!
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:44 pm to highcotton2
Dropped the soap
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:47 pm to highcotton2
Google JC Copeland shower.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:53 pm to highcotton2
So they're going to surgically remove his cut toe and plant it? Wtf is that suppose to accomplish?
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:51 am to offshoretrash
I like to feed the narrative. 
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:55 am to CNB
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The next Michael Sam story?
Julio Jones part two
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:00 am to Tigers of War
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I stepped on one of my wife's razors that had fell I the shower an cut my foot so it's not that crazy IMO. I didn't need surgery but that's really not the issue.
Man, I cringed just reading this.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 9:22 am to highcotton2
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Required surgery to sow it back up
sow = piggie
sew = needle and thread
That reporter had Arkie on the brain? =)
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