Some of the gems I picked from last weekends games...

"Your team is arse"

Here's another..."I hope during halftime Nick Saban walks into the locker room, drops his pants, and takes a huge shite in the middle of the room never speaking a word and just walks the frick out."



One more......"Our receivers got dicks for fingers"


..."If it weren't for two trick plays, Florida wins big."


... "fricking die, Malzahn. Sean White should transfer"


..."THIS GODDAMN ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT GOT YOU THE LARGEST HD SCREEN IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL YOU UNGRATEFUL frick"


..."At least in 2012 , 2010 was still fresh in our minds. Now it's a distant memory and I feel like shite. "


..."Who didn't think Malzahn and Rhett would frick up White's 1st game? I feel like fricking Tammy right now."


..."This would be true if we didn't suck whale penis. And if Gus wasn't a fricking vagina scared to run a god damn downfield route."


... "Even our highlight reel is shite"


... "Honestly, we are getting the shite end of every stick"


..."I think I love Sean White no homo maybe"


..."
cows are apparently dickheads and I'm glad I eat them.


..."We need some fake run pass deflected back to the QB run for the TD action right here"


..."


Any to add?