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Some Mizzou fans are upset at the QB controversy at Mizzou. Letters to Pinkel
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:24 am
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:24 am
Actual letter sent to Pinkel regarding developing QB controversy at Mizzou between Maty Mauk and future Heisman QB Drew Lock...
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Dear Coach Pinkel:
I know I promised the state police after our last correspondence that I would not contact you again. However, I don't actually know where you live. I don't have a pack of 40 wild schnauzers, either. I only have Duchess, and she is getting old.
The reason I am writing this time is because you are DANG WRONG about the quarterback situation. You cannot have Drew Lock second string!!!!1!! He needs to red shirt or start. Anyone can see this truth from the YouTube clips.
I told you to move Brad Smith to wide receiver (and punter). You didn't listen. I told you to bench Chase Daniel so DANG FIRST-ROUND DRAFT PICK Blaine Gabbert could start. You didn't listen. I told you to bench Gabbert for Franklin. You didn't listen. I demanded that you bench Franklin for Mauk. You ignored me.
Now I am begging you to have Mauk RIDE THE DANG PINE so Lock can start. If you won't start Lock, at least don't let him ever see the field to protect his red shirt. I don't care what you say he earned. THIS IS THE SEC, BUSTER. NOT THE DANG MAC.
I remain concerned after 14 years that you OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW DIDDLY DANG SQUAT about coaching quarterbacks.
Very truly yours,
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Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:25 am to mizzoukills
This is dumb and not funny.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:34 am to mizzoukills
Yankee Football Board
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:36 am to DBU
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This is dumb and not funny.
It's not meant to be funny. If you were or knew a suicide note carrying Mizzou fan, you'd understand.
Probably should be on the Mizzou board but we're trying to educate our SEC brethren.....keep up the good fight Killz, they'll understand one day.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:50 am to Wtodd
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This is dumb and not funny.
they'll understand one day.
I think what the LSU fan is trying to say, in a land of Harvey and Phyllis, this seems pretty tame.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:55 am to mizzoukills
I think it's great that a Mizzou fan gets wrapped up enough to actually write the coach (even tho this has to be staged).
it's also good to note that Mizzou fans are as smart about football as LSU fans.
many fans think they own the team and really make asses of themselves, even when sober.
it's also good to note that Mizzou fans are as smart about football as LSU fans.
many fans think they own the team and really make asses of themselves, even when sober.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:16 am to mizzoukills
That latter is tame compared to some I've heard about .... hell, it's tame compared to some radio calls I've heard at a bunch of different schools, long before Finebaum.
Football fans in the South are serious about their football - some, obviously, pathologically so.
It is somewhat encouraging to see you yankees finally getting with the program though, "THIS IS THE SEC!" There is hope for y'all.
Football fans in the South are serious about their football - some, obviously, pathologically so.
It is somewhat encouraging to see you yankees finally getting with the program though, "THIS IS THE SEC!" There is hope for y'all.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:16 am to mizzoukills
Lol this is gold. Good job, kills.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:16 am to LSU GrandDad
After 9am, Pinkel is too drunk to read anything.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:24 am to Spindicus Lofrus
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After 9am, Pinkel is too drunk to read anything.
Pinkel reads better when he's drunk
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:27 am to mizzoukills
I think this thread should be Mothballed. 
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:28 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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I think this thread should be Mothballed
as in protected?
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:29 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:30 am to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
did you not notice my contribution to that thread?
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:31 am to mizzoukills
Not your best work
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:31 am to mizzoukills
Of course not. There's no mizzoukills anywhere in that thread. Any resemblance in that thread to any actual tRant posters is purely coincidence.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:32 am to mizzoukills
Yeah, this should have been in the Mizzou forum. I think that only Mizzou fans will get this.
It's damn true.
Hopefully Coach Pinkel lifts that restraining order against you now, kills.
It's damn true.
Hopefully Coach Pinkel lifts that restraining order against you now, kills.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:33 am to Wtodd
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we're trying to educate our SEC brethren.
Good point. I recant my last post. The SEC needs to be educated on it's 2x, 2x, SEC East Champion.
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:34 am to mizzoukills
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Very truly yours,
mizzoukills
FIFY
"I watched youtube clips so i know better than you"
Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:41 am to MIZZOU_JP
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Yeah, this should have been in the Mizzou forum. I think that only Mizzou fans will get this.
Seconded.
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