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So when does Bert's seat get hot?
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:28 pm
First half vs second half production now a joking matter on ESPN.
What can the fat man do to reverse the slide.
Obviously prepping for next career by growing the Santa beard!
What can the fat man do to reverse the slide.
Obviously prepping for next career by growing the Santa beard!
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Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:28 pm to Snakebucket
When he farts.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:29 pm to Snakebucket
It should've now. I feel like the shine is coming off quickly.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:29 pm to Snakebucket
His seat will break under his fat arse before it gets hot enough to melt butter.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:30 pm to Snakebucket
With that wide of an arse and the way he always wears that track suit his seat is on permanent hot.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:33 pm to Snakebucket
End of 3rd quarter tonight.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:34 pm to Snakebucket
When Bert clenches his butt cheeks, its like the tectonic plates of the Earth grinding against each other, creating friction. This friction in turn is known to create heat so hot, it reduces earthen rock into magma flows.
Trust me, the last thing we need is magma flows flowing from Bert's butt cheeks.....and right now, they are clenching....
Trust me, the last thing we need is magma flows flowing from Bert's butt cheeks.....and right now, they are clenching....
This post was edited on 12/29/16 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:35 pm to Snakebucket
It's hot. I love the guy but it's a business.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:35 pm to Snakebucket
With his buyout......2/3 more years. 
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:36 pm to Snakebucket
If it gets hot he will use it as a heat source to cook more food
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:49 pm to Snakebucket
Never......Hawg fans love being mediocre. It is all they have ever known.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:51 pm to fhsdemonfan
With that buy out Bert is not worried about getting fired.Unless over eating becomes an NCAA violation he ain't going nowhere.
This post was edited on 12/29/16 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:58 pm to Snakebucket
I think he needs 4-5 more years. You know, so he can get his players and start running his system and shite like that.
Posted on 12/29/16 at 8:58 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
If Bert's seat got hot
dude would probably eat it
dude would probably eat it
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