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Smokey named nation's top mascot
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:11 am
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:11 am
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Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:12 am to Serraneaux
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The rankings were formulated by adding scores of weaponry, attire, cuteness, originality and chances in a fight.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:13 am to Serraneaux
Glad yall are finally relevant in something since the Clinton administration.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:13 am to WG_Dawg
#1
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:13 am to Serraneaux
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:15 am to GooseSix
Sorry the best Bama can do is Big Al.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:18 am to Serraneaux
Smokey sucks
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:19 am to Serraneaux
Print the fricking shirts!
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:20 am to WG_Dawg
Attire and cuteness?
We need a volunteer to put a cute sweater or something on Mike.
We need a volunteer to put a cute sweater or something on Mike.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:22 am to TigerBait1971
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We need a volunteer to put a cute sweater or something on Mike.
Throw me in that cage. I'll rub sandpaper on his arse and make him like it.
I'm a bad man.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:23 am to SavageOrangeJug
Smokey trees em. Then Davy Crockett comes and puts a cap in Mike's fat a$$.
This post was edited on 7/3/15 at 8:25 am
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:26 am to Serraneaux
#1. Smokey is a boss.
Mike is a close second though.
Mike is a close second though.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:28 am to PNW
That little sawed-off UGA mutt can't even get a decent breath of air.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:29 am to Serraneaux
I'm guessing he did poorly on originality since he's just another generic dog. 
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:30 am to WG_Dawg
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chances in a fight.
Mike would gently take Smokey and in a short time, turn him into a stinkin' pile of poo.
This post was edited on 7/3/15 at 8:40 am
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:30 am to SavageOrangeJug
As opposed to a redneck huntin' dawg that looks like a typical mutt from the pound? No thanks.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:30 am to PNW
UGA isn't a bad choice either... for an inbred evolutionary frickup. 3 year lifespan isn't impressive, bro.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:31 am to Serraneaux
I thought this was cute.
Posted on 7/3/15 at 8:32 am to Crumble
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Mike would gently take Smokey and in a short time, turn him into a stimkin' pile of poo.
You are forgetting that Smokey alerts Davy who puts a kill shot on Mike.
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