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Signs that your days are numbered as a SEC Head Coach

Posted on 9/29/12 at 7:57 am
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
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Posted on 9/29/12 at 7:57 am
1. Your athletic department has to issue a statement denying rumors that you have stepped down. And fans are pissed that it's not true.

2. The Dad of the 4-star QB on your bench is bitching about playing time and threatening transfer. At Kentucky. Where you give 2nd string snaps to freshman QB Jalen Whitlow, but then think it's a good idea to play Morgan "Herp Derp" Newton who has been taking snaps as a H-back in the same amount of time for a full 3 quarters instead.

3. University police is no longer covering for your players on campus.

4. Western Kentucky is talking shite about your team for the 2nd year in a row and reminding you that you're now the third best football team in the state.

Yes, I'm mad. But Go Cats either way.

This post was edited on 9/29/12 at 7:58 am
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 7:59 am to
Anytime you wear a Kentucky shirt
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
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45000 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 7:59 am to
Midnight Madness is only a few weeks away.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41051 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:01 am to
Kentucky football should be better than what it is. Time to get a decent coach.
Posted by JoshuaChamberlain
Member since Sep 2010
5258 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:05 am to
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Time to get a decent coach.


In before a COrndog/Grinder/Sidewalkbama fan says "Oh the irony.."
This post was edited on 9/29/12 at 8:06 am
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98898 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:05 am to
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Midnight Madness is only a few weeks away.


While I won't lie and say I don't like basketball, it's not too much to ask for some 6 win seasons and consistent bowl eligibility with the occasional potential for more then that.
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:06 am to
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2. The Dad of the 4-star QB on your bench is bitching about playing time and threatening transfer


Calm down Belle
Petrino is on his way...
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:07 am to
In all fairness it should be noted that UK is starting or getting a lot of snaps right now from frosh/sophs....that only means improvement in the near future. I think Phillips will be retained as HC as long as he can avoid any off the field issues (this is why UK doesnt compete for SEC title, you needs some arrests and thugs on team).

Again cheer up. Roundball is coming and all will be well. Give Joker til 2015
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41051 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Petrino is on his way.



Would be a great place for him to end up IMO.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:13 am to
quote:

it's not too much to ask for some 6 win seasons and consistent bowl eligibility with the occasional potential for more then that.
Posted by RFM
Member since Aug 2009
1062 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:14 am to
5. You wear orange pants on the sidelines.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53800 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:16 am to
When you realize that Coach Bryant left that shithole because all of the money oes toward buying basketball players not football players!
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45136 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:20 am to
You lose the national championship
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:21 am to
Think you are wrong as Lexington is one of the most beautiful areas and campuses in the conference. I think Coach Bryant left as he had the original case of butthurt
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19911 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:22 am to
6. You buy a Harley.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98898 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:23 am to
quote:

In all fairness it should be noted that UK is starting or getting a lot of snaps right now from frosh/sophs....that only means improvement in the near future. I think Phillips will be retained as HC as long as he can avoid any off the field issues (this is why UK doesnt compete for SEC title, you needs some arrests and thugs on team).



We've regressed even when we had experience on the squad (see last season and even the season before that). He completely mismanaged Randall Cobb towards the end of his career at UK. Almost criminally. Players have failed to develop in the last couple years, or worse, regressed. This isn't a Rich Brooks situation where he was inheriting a program on probation and with significant scholarship reductions.
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:25 am to
Joker Phillips beat Derek Dooley
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15229 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:27 am to
I feel for ya Belle. Hope things get turned around with your football program and become more competitive, unless of course, when you are playing us.
Posted by PsychedeliTide
Preparing for my dismount.
Member since Oct 2010
353 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:27 am to
When Pat Dye defines your worth to Pawwl.

Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98898 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 8:31 am to
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When you realize that Coach Bryant left that shithole because all of the money oes toward buying basketball players not football players!


I know right? No way Kentucky wins a SEC Championship in football or ever goes to 3 straight bowls again under anyone else!

Wait a minute...



ETA: I know you bastards are Googling like a sumabitch to see when that happened.
This post was edited on 9/29/12 at 8:37 am
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