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re: SEC teams ranked according to weight of mascot's real-life counterpart
Posted on 8/28/15 at 5:21 am to derSturm37
Posted on 8/28/15 at 5:21 am to derSturm37
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Then (and only then) let's not forget that Volunteers, Rebels, and Aggies usually keep firearms handy. Commodores may have nothing more than sleek little bronze telescopes
Commodores may carry a sidearm but should at least be considered armed with a saber. If the Commodore is 64, they may come equipped with a joystick
Texas A&M has a collie for a mascot, which while attractive, does not look to be equipped with a sidearm. Having paws and no opposable thumbs, just as well as dog firing said sidearm would not be possible.
Yell Leaders do not appear to carry sidearms but may play with each others joysticks.
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Posted on 8/28/15 at 5:30 am to BigOrangeVols
Gotta respect tha rooster.
Respect!
Respect!
Posted on 8/28/15 at 5:45 am to Wild Thang
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weight of mascot's real-life counterpart
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Bama and LSU would be the top 2.
Tigers go around 800lbs...Alligators closer to 1000lbs
Posted on 8/28/15 at 5:46 am to Cheese Grits
What's going on in that picture? Looks like a statue of Mrs Butterworth is watching a bunch of milkmen take a quick break from their grab-arse tournament 
Posted on 8/28/15 at 5:57 am to dbeck
Mike is bigger than 450 now. He was supposed to top out around 600
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:37 am to KajunGator
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Alligators closer to 1,000lbs
That's a very rare outlier. Most are under 400. You know humans can occasionly approach 1,000 lbs as well but you can't say that's how big we are.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:38 am to Wild Thang
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Order restored
Y'all so badly want to be accepted by Bama and thought of as their equal. So fricking sad.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 10:39 am
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:55 am to BigOrangeVols
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1. Bama - elephant
3 way tie for #2:
LSU, Mizzou, AU - tiger
2. Ole Miss - Bear
6. UF - gator
7. Arky - boar
8. Vandy - Man
4 way tie for #9:
UT, UGA, State, A&M - dog
13. UK - Wildcat
14. USC - rooster
Close. Gators just edge out tigers.
African Elephant - 10,000 lbs
Gator - 600 lbs
Tiger - 500 lbs
Black Bear - 250 lbs
Wild boar/feral hog - 200 lbs
American man - 195 lbs
Blue tick hound - 65 lbs
English bulldog - 55 lbs
Sheltie - 21 lbs
Wildcat/Bobcat - 21 lbs
Gamecock - 5 lbs
Upon further review, that's actually a pretty good representation of the conference. Bama's far bigger than all the rest combined.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:57 am to Wild Thang
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SEC teams ranked according to weight of mascot's real-life counterpart
Bama and LSU would be the top 2.
Order restored
We could use the weight of the average wife/girlfriend and you would still finish 1 and 2.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:19 am to JustGetItRight
I'm okay with being third (because we are the Bayou BENGALS, whereas the other two schools make no distinction) behind the biggest landmass animal on the planet and a creature that survived the extinction of the dinosaurs.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 11:29 am
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:27 am to BigOrangeVols
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1. Bama - elephant
3 way tie for #2:
LSU, Mizzou, AU - tiger
2. Ole Miss - Bear
6. UF - gator
7. Arky - boar
8. Vandy - Man
4 way tie for #9:
UT, UGA, State, A&M - dog
13. UK - Wildcat
14. USC - rooster
I thought their mascot was a land shark?
Posted on 8/28/15 at 11:40 am to JustGetItRight
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Close. Gators just edge out tigers. African Elephant - 10,000 lbs Gator - 600 lbs Tiger - 500 lbs Black Bear - 250 lbs Wild boar/feral hog - 200 lbs American man - 195 lbs Blue tick hound - 65 lbs English bulldog - 55 lbs Sheltie - 21 lbs Wildcat/Bobcat - 21 lbs Gamecock - 5 lbs
That's a Collie, averaging about 55 lbs.
Still a dog following queers in overalls around though.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 11:42 am
Posted on 8/28/15 at 1:49 pm to dbeck
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Actually Tusk III weighs 500 lbs
That is a huge hog.
And yeah, a lot of people ITT do not realize how big black bears get.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 1:55 pm to dbeck
I was interested to see your metric for weighing a crimson tide
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