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SEC teams ranked according to weight of mascot's real-life counterpart
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:36 pm
Just kidding, only one more week of preseason bullshite 
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Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:36 pm to dbeck
Bama and LSU would be the top 2.
Order restored
Order restored
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:37 pm to dbeck
I'm actually interested in this. You could have at least done the calculations.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:38 pm to Wild Thang
You mean LSU, Auburn and Missouri would be in a three way tie for #2?
Also, poor Gamecocks.
Also, poor Gamecocks.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:41 pm to dbeck
hey, at least you tried
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:41 pm to Wild Thang
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:41 pm to VagueMessage
Well we know the Aggies are a little light in the loafers. Amirite?
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:42 pm to dbeck
How about SEC teams ranked according to average weight of their fanbase
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:43 pm to VagueMessage
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You mean LSU, Auburn and Missouri would be in a three way tie for #2?
Nope, 1 has a live Tiger, 1 has a happy Tiger, and 1 is a stoned Tiger
My bet would be Mike and it would not be close.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:43 pm to Shawn Spencer
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How about SEC teams ranked according to average weight of their fanbase
Mississippi wins that one!
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:44 pm to VagueMessage
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You mean LSU, Auburn and Missour
Actually LSU is first, since Auburn and Mizzou don't have a live tiger. And Bama doesn't have a live elephant, unless you count their cheerleaders.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:45 pm to Coater
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Well we know the Aggies are a little light in the loafers. Amirite?
Sugar in their britches???
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:46 pm to Cheese Grits
Damn nature, you scary!
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:47 pm to Shawn Spencer
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How about SEC teams ranked according to average weight of their fanbase
Gumps still on top - order stays restored...
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:48 pm to dbeck
1. Bama - elephant
3 way tie for #2:
LSU, Mizzou, AU - tiger
2. Ole Miss - Bear
6. UF - gator
7. Arky - boar
8. Vandy - Man
4 way tie for #9:
UT, UGA, State, A&M - dog
13. UK - Wildcat
14. USC - rooster
....
Shite the season needs to hurry up.
3 way tie for #2:
LSU, Mizzou, AU - tiger
2. Ole Miss - Bear
6. UF - gator
7. Arky - boar
8. Vandy - Man
4 way tie for #9:
UT, UGA, State, A&M - dog
13. UK - Wildcat
14. USC - rooster
....
Shite the season needs to hurry up.
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:50 pm to BigOrangeVols
Auburn has an eagle, not a tiger fwiw
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:51 pm to Wild Thang
Also, how much does a black bear weigh? Less than 500 lbs?
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:53 pm to BigOrangeVols
Actually Tusk III weighs 500 lbs
LSU Mike IV weighs 450 lbs
Eta: per wikipedia
"Mike VI is a 10-year old Siberian-Bengal mix male currently weighing over 450 pounds."
"Tusk II repeatedly jumped over a four-foot gate, at a weight of almost 500 pounds (230 kg)."
LSU Mike IV weighs 450 lbs
Eta: per wikipedia
"Mike VI is a 10-year old Siberian-Bengal mix male currently weighing over 450 pounds."
"Tusk II repeatedly jumped over a four-foot gate, at a weight of almost 500 pounds (230 kg)."
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:54 pm to Wild Thang
Yeah I swapped the black bear and tiger but the official mascot of Auburn is Aubie the Tiger per google so that's what I used.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 8:55 pm to dbeck
I think people are underestimating how heavy a black bear is ITT.
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