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SEC teams as Game of Thrones characters(Special 2015 edition)
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:49 am
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:49 am
1) Tennessee- Ned Stark Once major players in the game, they are dead and never coming back.
2) South Carolina- Brandon Stark Yes he has his own storyline but does anyone actually care?
3) Kentucky- Hot Pie Very skilled in useless things like baking pies and basketball.
4)Florida- Daenerys Targaryen Not long ago were rulers of the land. They have the weapons to return to the power but don't have the leadership skills currently.
5) Ole Miss- Robb Stark Caught a few of the major players by surprise. Got the big head and were both exposed by their inability to handle their situation.
6)Missouri- Stannis Baratheon Got their chance against the big boys. We see how that turned out.
7)LSU- Joeffrey Baratheon Rose to power quickly and dominantly. Their decline was enjoyed by everyone.
8)Alabama- Tywin Lannister Rich history with many wins. Losing the key big matchups to lesser opponents lately though.
9) Auburn- Tyrion Lannister Little brother but don't let that fool you. Both have their own set of skills and are capable of being among the big boys.
10) Georgia- White Walkers Always promise that they're coming next season. We're still waiting.
11) Arkansas- Varys They have a very low ceiling but are content with this. All the resources but they don't have the balls to be a major player.
12) Texas A&M- Renly Baratheon Both enjoy sex with men.
13) Vanderbilt- Alton Lannister Who? exactly
14) Mississippi State- Walder Frey Like Walder Frey, you can't put much into MSU stock until you know whether Dak will be back. But rest assured when Walder Frey and Dak eventually move on, MSU and the Frey household will return to irrelevance.
2) South Carolina- Brandon Stark Yes he has his own storyline but does anyone actually care?
3) Kentucky- Hot Pie Very skilled in useless things like baking pies and basketball.
4)Florida- Daenerys Targaryen Not long ago were rulers of the land. They have the weapons to return to the power but don't have the leadership skills currently.
5) Ole Miss- Robb Stark Caught a few of the major players by surprise. Got the big head and were both exposed by their inability to handle their situation.
6)Missouri- Stannis Baratheon Got their chance against the big boys. We see how that turned out.
7)LSU- Joeffrey Baratheon Rose to power quickly and dominantly. Their decline was enjoyed by everyone.
8)Alabama- Tywin Lannister Rich history with many wins. Losing the key big matchups to lesser opponents lately though.
9) Auburn- Tyrion Lannister Little brother but don't let that fool you. Both have their own set of skills and are capable of being among the big boys.
10) Georgia- White Walkers Always promise that they're coming next season. We're still waiting.
11) Arkansas- Varys They have a very low ceiling but are content with this. All the resources but they don't have the balls to be a major player.
12) Texas A&M- Renly Baratheon Both enjoy sex with men.
13) Vanderbilt- Alton Lannister Who? exactly
14) Mississippi State- Walder Frey Like Walder Frey, you can't put much into MSU stock until you know whether Dak will be back. But rest assured when Walder Frey and Dak eventually move on, MSU and the Frey household will return to irrelevance.
This post was edited on 1/5/15 at 9:30 am
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:50 am to UncleBlazer
This is so last season- done 10 times or so then.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:51 am to piggilicious
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This is so last season- done 10 times or so then.
Yep
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:51 am to UncleBlazer
I can only think of 3 reasons why you might go through this kind of effort.
I can think of 42 reasons why you shouldn't have.
I can think of 42 reasons why you shouldn't have.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:53 am to piggilicious
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This is so last season- done 10 times or so then.
2015 update
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:55 am to UncleBlazer
I hope you didn't waste a lot of time coming up with this
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:58 am to UncleBlazer
Brandon Stark is the Chosen One, he will defend the realm against the White Walker Cold Yankee North sumsabitches.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:00 am to UncleBlazer
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but they don't have the balls to be a major player.
iSWYDT
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Both enjoy sex with men
Very well executed. Even if its apparently been done before. This one is accurate for the current state of affairs.
Good job
This post was edited on 1/5/15 at 9:59 am
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:02 am to CockInYourEar
Very true... However
He also cant use his legs....
He also cant use his legs....
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:03 am to UncleBlazer
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2015 update
Then States doesn't make sense considering we had a better year than y'all. But you're just an OM homer
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:06 am to UncleBlazer
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2015 update
Then ole miss should be dani's brother that was a dick and who seemed intimidating at first but died early on.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:09 am to deltaland
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But you're just an OM homer
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Ole Miss- Robb Stark Caught a few of the major players by surprise. Got the big head and were both exposed by their inability to handle their situation.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:10 am to piggilicious
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Then ole miss should be dani's brother that was a dick and who seemed intimidating at first but died early on.
Not a bad choice but hey we did beat Tywin Lannister once!
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:14 am to deltaland
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deltaland
Put MSU in 2015 terms just for you
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:15 am to UncleBlazer
This is literally, yes literally, the 10th time I've seen this same exact thread. Boo on you sir.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:30 am to UncleBlazer
Rob Stark is better than what we got last year.
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:33 am to UncleBlazer
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SEC
Yes, I waste much time following these shows
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Game of Thrones
Nope, not watched a single show. Does this come on during SEC programming?
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:34 am to UncleBlazer
It's been done to death, but still one of the better ones I've seen.
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