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Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

People in Alabama, ala-frickin-bama, can't even speak English. No way do they even know what poetry is. Let alone who lord Byron is


Sure they do. They just think his first name's Bear and that you should eat Golden Flake when you watch his show.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:10 pm to
Ok we speak English better than half your population easily
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144958 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:10 pm to
Lol
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:11 pm to
That's not English.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144958 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:12 pm to
Yes it is
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:14 pm to
Our beaches are better too
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5470 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:20 pm to
Bear Byron

I laugh snorted.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42604 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Bear Byron

I laugh snorted.


I'm glad. I was starting to worry it had been lost in the kerfuffle. It especially works with several southern accents.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:30 pm to
It was funny but don't force it
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Tennessee - CHEAP sex toys




Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Tennessee - CHEAP sex toys
makes sense.
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 3:43 pm to
Texas and the plus size undies. Classic. This is trolling. Surely


Mixtape is the best
Posted by CrimsonShadow
Montgomery
Member since Nov 2015
1278 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 4:00 pm to
Me either and I live there.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30812 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

WestCoastAg


Look man, don't hate on Bama just because your vegan, massive, herpes-riddled girlfriend bought you some matching pajamas so you could work on your fantasy bowling league together.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30812 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

Me either and I live there.


It probably has more to do with writer Jesse Hill Ford, who is from Alabama - he wrote The Liberation of Lord Byron Jones. Get a few schools to put that on required reading, and boom.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 4:45 pm to
Da fuq?!

NC googles "where is the internet"??!!

Yeah, I agree that they should be embarrassed by that one.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

LAME:
South Carolina


What's lame about matching outfits?

It doesn't specifically say it's for gf/bf or husband/wife.

My daughter & I had (still have when she's in the states) a tradition of wearing matching outfits to have pics taken every year around Valentine's day.

There is absolutely nothing lame about that.

Sorry not sorry we aren't googling trashy crap like the majority of the rest of the SEC.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

My daughter & I had (still have when she's in the states) a tradition of wearing matching outfits to have pics taken every year around Valentine's day.

There is absolutely nothing lame about that.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23878 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

No way in hell I believe Alabamas is true.

I can easily toss out some dope Lord Byron lines to the dulcet tones of Lynyrd Skynyrd or Ratt.

Forward AND backward.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 5:02 pm to
Genro...

Lame would be if a father/son did it.

That would be lame and gay all wrapped into one.

Actually a lot of mothers and daughters do that here.

Never realized it was a "South Carolina" thing.
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