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Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:43 pm
Posted by bayou39
Member since Nov 2012
620 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:43 pm
Right now I am sitting in a cafe drinking a Bud reading some poetry by Sir Walter Raleigh. This is how I get pumped for the weekend. Sure my aunt died and my family is depressed, sure I am broke unemployed and recently single, sure my left ear it higher than my right ear and my butt itches but none of that matters right now. No neither flames nor trials neither lucifer and his entire army can keep me from getting stoked about LSU winning on the plains as Auburn is burning in the backdrop. Geaux TIgers from the Bayou.
Posted by DeweysCox
Georgia
Member since Oct 2014
424 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:44 pm to
Wow
Posted by CauleyHog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Nov 2012
4618 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:44 pm to
Good story bro. Sry bout your aunt
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28590 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:44 pm to
A+ for a lack of caring what others think.

Elsewise,

I'd remove alcohol from your next post!
Posted by ShreveportTIGER318
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2008
2832 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:44 pm to
I won't get those twenty seconds back, or then ten (10) i wasted with this response.

Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:45 pm to
Cheer up fella...
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6801 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:48 pm to
This is the oddest post I've ever seen.
Posted by TheNorthPlace
Listen to Big KRIT
Member since Dec 2012
1302 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Drinking a Bud


quote:

poetry by Sir Walter Raleigh


Sir Walter Raleigh thinks you're a douche.
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:49 pm to
Dude, fix your life then you can go around ordering Bud light in cafes. Broke and unemployed seems glamorous at first but it won't be soon.
Posted by pivey14
In Your Head
Member since Mar 2012
15445 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

Sure my aunt died


Was her name Able? And did she soar?
Posted by justausedcarguy
Member since Aug 2014
5642 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:52 pm to
You Sir, are my new hero.
God Bless America.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Sure my aunt died and my family is depressed, sure I am broke unemployed and recently single, sure my left ear it higher than my right ear and my butt itches but none of that matters right now.


Come Saturday, your life is going into the shitter.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44047 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 4:03 pm to
I don't always drink beer...



...but when I do, I put ice in it.
Posted by BearBait09
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
2307 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 4:05 pm to
bayou39
Member since Nov 2012
19 posts


I refuse to accept this is real. I can't figure out who is being trolled. I *guess* you are trolling LSU, pretending to be incomparably stupid/hopeless whilst also rooting for LSU?

Honestly, I don't think you have the discipline to pull the long con.
Posted by Houston Summit
Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2012
1995 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 4:08 pm to
I can picture you being one hell of an inspirational speaker
Posted by Notherdamnhog
Huntsville, Al
Member since Aug 2010
5935 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 4:10 pm to
Good story bro. Sry bout your arse.

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