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ZOU
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Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
It's been over 3 months since Jim McElwain was proven to have had sexual intercourse with a shark. If it were any other person in America, they'd have been jailed as soon as the evidence surfaced.

If law enforcement is being paid off and won't arrest McElwain, he should atleast acknowledge what he did and release a public apology.


TennesseeFan25
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Something very... fishy about this whole situation.


cuddlefuddle
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Yawn. The shark jokes are stale at this point.
This post was edited on 8/29 at 11:05 pm


Roger Wilco
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Shark probably took hush money. Not much else can be done unless others come forward


mtopdawg421
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
That shark wasnt stale. It was still alive dammit!


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CNB
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Oh I imagine that's going to live in "Bert is fat" infamy


Mr.Sinister
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
What if it was a mutually beneficial agreement between the two?

What if McElwain identifies as a shark-kin?


TigerTalker16
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
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Something very... fishy about this whole situation.

Image: https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-10-2015/7-nfVF.gif


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CNB
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Quit victim shaming. That shark couldn't give consent.


ReauxlTide222
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Am I the only one who doesn't think it looks like McElwain in the picture?


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BoarEd
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
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Yawn. The shark jokes are stale at this point.


Oh no they aren't. They're funny AF.


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Cold Drink
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
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Am I the only one who doesn't think it looks like McElwain in the picture?
no you're not alone. Jim McElwain also insists it was not him in that photograph
This post was edited on 8/29 at 11:13 pm


TJGator1215
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Go back to PT where you have entire threads of you talking to yourself. I'm surprised you haven't done that itt already


ZOU
Missouri Fan
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Member since Oct 2014
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Triggered degenerate leftist #1 ITT. It's a shame you care about football more than the well being of an animal getting sexually violated.


EKG
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
Rape is a great white lie.
But somefin's definitely up.
Those two seemed awfully chummy in the photo.


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ReauxlTide222
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Gatorbait2008
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
There are enough things to make fun of him for. His height. His teeth. His recruiting.

Sticking to reality and not something dismissed already is just as easy tbh.


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EKG
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re: Reminder: McElwain STILL hasn't apologized for raping a shark
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Sticking to reality

Good luck with that.
This is the site that thinks Ags drink from jizz jars.


Gatorbait2008
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Good luck with that.
This is the site that thinks Ags drink from jizz jars.




Well that is undoubtedly true. Have you seen their cheerleaders?


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