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Ranking the Big 5 (offseason thread)

Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:46 pm
Posted by KaiserSoze99
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:46 pm
Let the offseason of shitty KaiserSoze99 "fun facts" threads begin.


Ranking the 5 States in the SEC that produced presidents, from least shitty presidents to most shitty:

1. Tennessee (Andrew Jackson, James Polk, Andrew Johnson)
2. Texas (Lyndon B. Johnson, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush)
3. Louisiana (Zachary Taylor)
4. Arkansas (Bill Clinton)
5. Georgia (Jimmy Motherfricking Carter)

Tennessee and Georgia hold the distinction among all U.S. states for producing the 2 worst presidents in the history of this great nation (Jimmy Carter and Andrew Johnson)

Tennessee gets a pass and wins hands down because -- fricking Andrew Jackson. Nuff said. Georgia simply has no excuse and you frickers should apologize to us on a weekly basis for producing that assclown.



Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:54 pm to
Um, Kentucky is an SEC state and produced Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis.
Posted by tennvol
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:57 pm to
Andrew Jackson was the man!
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:57 pm to
Based on quality of life Texas is the best state by miles
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Tennessee (Andrew Jackson,


Nope, Andrew Jackson's home state was SC. He was born in Lancaster County.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

2. Texas (Lyndon B. Johnson, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush)


You think LBJ is the LEAST shitty president from Texas??? The man who created the welfare state?! The president who knew he wouldn't win reelection and DIDN'T EVEN TRY?
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 6:59 pm
Posted by oman
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
3280 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:58 pm to
OP Aggie wants to start a clan.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:58 pm to
Those are some shitty presidents for the most part.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:00 pm to
Lincoln was from Lillinois. I will give you JD .


I did forget Truman, from Missouri.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 7:02 pm
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:00 pm to
Texas has produced 3 really shitty presidents.

Besides Andy Jackson and Bill Clinton, the rest are terrible.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:01 pm to
I listed them in chronological order. frick LBJs shitty arse.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:01 pm to
Clinton sucked too.
Posted by oman
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
3280 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:02 pm to
Sorry, LBJ was a grown arse awesome President and he didn't give two fricks if you didn't agree.

The rest of those guys are figs.

Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:02 pm to
I don't think he was awesome, but he wasn't terrible either.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:03 pm to
Both bush's were great presidents
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:03 pm to
LBJ the worst on that list
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:04 pm to
Yes. One thing we can all agree on is that Jimmy Carter was king shitty.
Posted by oman
Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
3280 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

oth bush's were great presidents


Holy frick. The off season.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73437 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:04 pm to
Tennessee contributed two pretty good ones and one of the worst.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

LBJ the worst on that list


Jimmy Carter?
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