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Ranking SEC coaches by personality. Top Four.

Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:36 pm
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
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Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:36 pm
This isn't comparing records and success. This is overall attitude, how energetic they are, and off the field emotions.

1) Arky Head Coach Bret Bielema. This guy makes me laugh. He has a lot of character and it shows. You see him at Arkansas and he just fits. Plus he infuriates Texas. Number fricking one.

2) South Carolina Coach Steve Spurrier. Also a perfect fit for the school he's at, OBC consistently reminds us why everyone loves/hates him. He will have an imprinted legacy among SEC coaches.

3) LSU coach Les Miles. He's goofy, he's a good father figure, and he's devoted to his team. Though boneheaded at times, he knows how to give players a home in BR. I hope he has a while before he leaves.

4) Auburn Head Coach Gus Malzhan. The guy is a good coach. To take a team from worst to first in one year is incredible, and I have zero doubts that he quickly earned the respect of that team. I always picture him on the sideline yelling "Boom!". Quality guy and coach.

4) UGA head coach Mark Richt. Though way less exciting, he strikes me as a great man and coach. Players love him, and he knows how to sustain high recruiting. If I had to pick a guy kick back with, he would be high on the list.

You all probably have different opinions, so let's hear them

This post was edited on 8/1/15 at 8:37 pm
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4313 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:40 pm to
Replace Gus with freeze. He loves to fish and is better at golf
Posted by chilge1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
12137 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:40 pm to
1a. Les Miles
1b. Steve Spurrier

2-13. Who Cares?
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25461 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:44 pm to
1. Saban



2. Lane Kiffin



3. Kirby Smart



4. Saban, again.



Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
5346 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:49 pm to
Lane Kiffins premature ejaculation annoys me. It backfired against Ohio state and was hilarious
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30458 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:49 pm to
Spurrier
Bert
Miles
McElwain
Jones
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:56 pm to
1. Hatin' arse Spurrier
2. Miles
3. Bert
4. Saban
5. Richt
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18611 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:59 pm to
Will Muschamp and Scott Cochran are both in there somewhere.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24732 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 9:04 pm to
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
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33326 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Auburn Head Coach Gus Malzhan. The guy is a good coach. To take a team from worst to first in one year is incredible


Second.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/1/15 at 9:20 pm to
Underrated post, IMO.
Posted by GaTiger77
Member since Nov 2013
953 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 9:41 pm to
Berts personality is one of a caveman. Dumb, fat and slow.
Posted by eric4hogs
Member since Jul 2015
9 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 9:46 pm to
1. Bret MFing Bielema - 'nuff said

2-13. who cares, Bert's future processees

14. GUS Malzahn - fake christian, cult leading arse
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8596 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 9:58 pm to
You say records and success don't matter, but then that's the first thing you mention for Malzahn. He is a good coach, but I wouldn't add him to any list of great personalities.
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
6994 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:18 pm to
1. Spurrier

2. Bert

3. Mad Hatter

4. Mark Richt the human sleeping pill for meth heads.
Posted by Rzrbackguy
Apalachicola, FL
Member since Jul 2014
2209 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:22 pm to
Bert don't care. Bert don't hafta care. Bert finna eat.
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
10744 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 10:22 pm to
I'm probably the only Ole Miss fan that actually likes Mullen as a coach. I think he's a funny guy.
Posted by WorkinDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
9341 posts
Posted on 8/1/15 at 11:24 pm to
Only way Bert is #1 for me is if his wife and alcohol are involved.

Love to golf or play poker with SOS. Love his smart arse sarcasm.

Road trip in an RV with Less. You know he's batshat crazy.

Bible study with Richt.

Gus can KMA.
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