Ranking all 114 Nick Saban wins at Bama by how much anguish they unleashed into the world

The list is ranked by total anguish, not numbers of people who were anguished.

1. 1-9-12: NC Alabama over LSU; though the number of people who were anguished is pretty much limited to one fan base, the depth, suicidal rage, and long lasting psychological damage that has poisoned the atmosphere is un-matched by any other Saban win.

2. 12-5-2009: Saban’s Alabama beat Tim Tebow and Florida in the SEC championship, the tears game. Much wailing among the huge contingent of Tebow fans across the nation that still has an echo.

3. 1-7-2010: Saban’s Alabama beat Texas for NC. The mass of Texas and anti-Alabama, anti-Saban fans still talk about “if Colt McCoy…” as if Alabama didn’t have anything to do with Colt McCoy quitting the game. The mass delusion that persists in Texas will seemingly never end.

4. 1-7-2013: Saban’s Alabama perpetrates the total slaughter of Notre Dame, which unleashed an outpouring of emotion in the announcer booth and across the entire Yankee world, though mixed with serious resentment. It was epic and wonderful.

5. 11-3-2012: Though confined to a single fan base, the total angst caused by the screen pass to Yeldon in the waning moments of the LSU-Alabama game in Tiger Stadium was generational. It also was the most complete silencing event ever… at one moment 90,000 people were screaming. 14 secs later only 14,000 people were screaming and you could hear a pin drop on the other side of the stadium. There were reportedly mass suicides as the truth about “the decline” was made stunningly clear even to the die-hard. An argument can be made this event was even more traumatic than 1-9-12.

6. 11-14-12: This is just one representative of many... it is Alabama's 49-0 mugging of Auburn. Say after me, “Frick Auburn.”

7-114. Fill in blank with anguish increasing exponentially with time and increasing success rate. Add bonus points if opponent's fans actually expect to win.