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Rank the SEC conspiracy theories from most likely to least likely

Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:04 am
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:04 am
- Monroe, LA PD were out to get Alabama football players
- SEC Officials purposely make calls year after year to ensure LSU loses to Alabama
- Alabama runs an elaborate system of cheating involving the REC, Mark Emmert, the SEC office, free cars and various other incentives
- Ole Miss paid everyone in class of 2013
- Cam Newton got $250K
- Fulmer traded secrets on Alabama to let Tennessee off the hook
- Coach Cal and WWW are the dirtiest cheaters in NCAA basketball history
This post was edited on 7/14/16 at 8:09 am
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21118 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:05 am to
Geez.

Offseason Thread of the Year.

Congrats.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:06 am to
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Geez. Offseason Thread of the Year. Congrats.


Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25871 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:06 am to
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Fulmer traded secrets on Alabama to let Tennessee off the hook

Isn't this pretty much known?
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Cam Newton got $250K

Probably less than that
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Ole Miss paid everyone in class of 2013

Not everyone. A lot of them, but not everyone.
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Monroe, LA PD were out to get Alabama football players

Theoretically possible, highly unlikely
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SEC Officials purposely make calls year after year to ensure LSU loses to Alabama

Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:07 am to
- Cam Newton got $250K
- Ole Miss paid everyone in class of 2013
- Monroe, LA PD were out to get Alabama football players
- SEC Officials purposely make calls year after year to ensure LSU loses to Alabama
- Fulmer traded secrets on Alabama to let Tennessee off the hook
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:09 am to
Also - feel free to add your own for the list. I can't remember them all. I'm sure I am forgetting a few.
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26681 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:13 am to
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Cam Newton got $250K

I feel like this amount just keeps getting larger and larger as the years go on. Cam is on his way to being an icon, entertainer, and a tall-tale
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:13 am to
quote:

Also - feel free to add your own for the list. I can't remember them all. I'm sure I am forgetting a few.


Bert is HBC's illegitimate son after a wild night with Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:14 am to
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I feel like this amount just keeps getting larger and larger as the years go on. Cam is on his way to being an icon, entertainer, and a tall-tale


That's why they call it a conspiracy theory.

I thought the number was always supposedly $250K?
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26681 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:15 am to
I thought it was $180k but that may have just been what we know for absolutely certainty what he was offered by state.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4365 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:15 am to
my vote is for-

-saban is really just a titty baby and proved it yesterday.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:16 am to
- Cam Newton got $250K
- Fulmer traded secrets on Alabama to let Tennessee off the hook
- Alabama runs an elaborate system of cheating involving the REC, Mark Emmert, the SEC office, free cars and various other incentives
- Coach Cal and WWW are the dirtiest cheaters in NCAA basketball history Monroe, LA PD were out to get Alabama football players
- SEC Officials purposely make calls year after year to ensure LSU loses to Alabama
- Ole Miss paid everyone in class of 2013 (You said "everyone" I bet the kicker didn't get shite.)
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:16 am to
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I thought it was $180k but that may have just been what we know for absolutely certainty what he was offered by state.


I think you are right - I was confusing Albert Means money and Cam Newton money. SO MUCH MONEY.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:16 am to
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my vote is for- -saban is really just a titty baby and proved it yesterday.


That's a pretty shitty conspiracy theory
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26681 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:17 am to
State of Alabama STAAAAACKED
State of Mississippi POOOOOOOR
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10397 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:17 am to
- Coach Cal and WWW are the dirtiest cheaters in NCAA basketball history.
- Ole Miss paid everyone in class of 2013
- Alabama runs an elaborate system of cheating involving the REC, Mark Emmert, the SEC office, free cars and various other incentives
- Cam Newton got $250K
- Fulmer traded secrets on Alabama to let Tennessee off the hook
- SEC Officials purposely make calls year after year to ensure LSU loses to Alabama
- Monroe, LA PD were out to get Alabama football players




Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:20 am to
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State of Alabama STAAAAACKED State of Mississippi POOOOOOOR


Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:30 am to
Damn, I miss that show now
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:31 am to
Least likely is that Auburn paid Cam $250,000 and got away with it with multiple agencies including the FBI and IRS investigating over the course of a full year



Bring on the downvotes, but like it or not that's the truth assholes
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5691 posts
Posted on 7/14/16 at 8:37 am to
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