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Rank the SEC coaches by coolness
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:30 am
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:30 am
1. Miles - this guy is crazy. In a good way.
2. Spurrier - let's face it the ol' ball coach would be great to gave a beer with
3. Jones - Was going to put him number 1 but didn't want to be accused of being a total fan boy.
4. Franklin - the guy is entertaining
5. Saban - what else can you say? Titles are cool
6. Richt - Mr. Nice guy, sort of like the cool dork
7. Sumlin - Mr. No personality, but he's probably cooler than the ones below.
8. Mullens - can be interchangeable with Freeze
9. Freeze - can be interchangeable with Mullens
10. Pinkel - his age factors in here
11. Beliema - what a meathead dud
12. Muttchamp - southern version of Beleima
13. Stoops - this guy thinks he is cool, but is not.
14. Malzhan - something strikes me as this guy is weird as frick. Plus he is a dork.
2. Spurrier - let's face it the ol' ball coach would be great to gave a beer with
3. Jones - Was going to put him number 1 but didn't want to be accused of being a total fan boy.
4. Franklin - the guy is entertaining
5. Saban - what else can you say? Titles are cool
6. Richt - Mr. Nice guy, sort of like the cool dork
7. Sumlin - Mr. No personality, but he's probably cooler than the ones below.
8. Mullens - can be interchangeable with Freeze
9. Freeze - can be interchangeable with Mullens
10. Pinkel - his age factors in here
11. Beliema - what a meathead dud
12. Muttchamp - southern version of Beleima
13. Stoops - this guy thinks he is cool, but is not.
14. Malzhan - something strikes me as this guy is weird as frick. Plus he is a dork.
This post was edited on 6/20/13 at 10:30 am
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Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:30 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
but LSU is in a decline
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:31 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
1-13. Everybody else
14. Hugh Freeze
14. Hugh Freeze
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:31 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
Saban and Richt should be lower. they're about as cool as cancer.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:31 am to wadewilson
Well yeah
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:33 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
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14. Malzhan - something strikes me as this guy is weird as frick. Plus he is a dork.
Met the guy. Very easy to talk to and very personable. I was just graduating at the time, but he is a very nice guy and down to earth.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:34 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
Richt's dancing in Dawg Bite catapults him to #1
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:34 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
Franklin and Spurrier are probably the actual "coolest" by most people's standards. I honestly don't know anything about Jones or Stoops. Don't know much about Malzhan but the German name automatically makes me think he is weird as hell (be honest, have you ever known a German who wasn't?)
I like Miles, but I wouldn't really say he is "cool", the rest of the list seems solid.
I like Miles, but I wouldn't really say he is "cool", the rest of the list seems solid.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:34 am to DCRebel
I'd love to fish/drink with ole Freeze
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:35 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
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11. Beliema
list not legit
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:36 am to hawgfaninc
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list not legit
Agree. The guy likes to drink and has a sense of humor.
Spurrier would be funny as F drunk.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:36 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
quote:Am I the only one who thinks Mr. Bielema made sex to Mrs. Stoops in the Spring of 1969?
13. Stoops - this guy thinks he is cool, but is not.
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This post was edited on 6/20/13 at 10:38 am
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:41 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:43 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:45 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
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2. Spurrier - let's face it the ol' ball coach would be great to gave a beer with
No ... he's not. But he is great to play golf with, which is better IMHO. He pisses me off with his picky beer shite and his entourage with their noses up his arse. But on the golf course he is fun to be around. He lets his hair down, so to speak, on the golf course if you can stand him constantly trying to get into your head.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:49 am to scrooster
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He pisses me off with his picky beer shite
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:49 am to ccard257
Slocum wearing girls pants wtf 
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:51 am to FulmersGonnaFixIt
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7. Sumlin - Mr. No personality, but he's probably cooler than the ones below.
lolwut?
Sumlin is a media darling because of his personality.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:51 am to Tackle74
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Slocum wearing girls pants wtf
Jordache IMO
Posted on 6/20/13 at 10:51 am to Tackle74
That Spurrier/Slocum pic has to be from the 80's.
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