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re: Poor Arky, Even Apple Hates Them
Posted on 10/27/16 at 6:46 pm to five_fivesix
Posted on 10/27/16 at 6:46 pm to five_fivesix
Posted on 10/27/16 at 6:49 pm to cardboardboxer
I saw the number of upvotes/downvotes before reading the post and was instantly triggered
Posted on 10/27/16 at 7:34 pm to cardboardboxer
tremendous troll job by Tim Cook. can't even be mad about that.
Posted on 10/27/16 at 7:44 pm to cardboardboxer
Is that Cook in drag?
eta: great minds Piggi
and that thing has a french tickler in its throat. I can appreciate that.
eta: great minds Piggi
and that thing has a french tickler in its throat. I can appreciate that.
This post was edited on 10/27/16 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 10/27/16 at 8:36 pm to Latarian
Nice photo shop... get a damn job...haha
Posted on 10/28/16 at 12:36 am to cardboardboxer
In the end the joke is on Apple since their stock dropped nearly $5 after releasing the quarterlies.
Posted on 10/28/16 at 2:55 am to Jon Ham
Do not take that shite sitting down Jon Ham. Go all internal with any and every Apple e-mail account you can get your hands on.
Scorched Erf Baw!
Scorched Erf Baw!
This post was edited on 10/28/16 at 2:58 am
Posted on 10/28/16 at 8:41 am to CtotheVrzrbck
To be fair that TV app is shite. All it does is give you the ability to search different services, but it doesn't work with the big 2 (Netflix or Amazon) and it doesn't actually provide any content.
They tried to create a way for non technical people, who are used to just flipping through cables channels, to be apart of the streaming revolution where every "channel" is buried in this app or that one. But without the Big 2, and without getting real content deals themselves for streaming (I heard they tried but were too arrogant), it is useless and dead in the water. For anyone who wants a streaming box I would recommend a Roku all day instead because most people can use a remote and it has all the major services.
tl:dr that bitch shouldn't be smiling because her project sucks
They tried to create a way for non technical people, who are used to just flipping through cables channels, to be apart of the streaming revolution where every "channel" is buried in this app or that one. But without the Big 2, and without getting real content deals themselves for streaming (I heard they tried but were too arrogant), it is useless and dead in the water. For anyone who wants a streaming box I would recommend a Roku all day instead because most people can use a remote and it has all the major services.
tl:dr that bitch shouldn't be smiling because her project sucks
Posted on 10/28/16 at 8:52 am to cardboardboxer
Apple CEO Tim Cook is an Auburn grad... :)
Posted on 10/28/16 at 8:54 am to cardboardboxer
Saddest thing is thats not even the final score..
Posted on 10/28/16 at 9:40 am to Pavoloco83
The clip they showed was Auburn scoring a touchdown. This is just the first part of the play.
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:21 am to cardboardboxer
Thanks to whoever posted the pic of that chick from the event. I was thinking yesterday there was something I found rather attractive about her. She seems like the kind that would drink a glass of white wine and start getting tipsy and hitting on you behind her hubbies back, or try to make out with your wife or something. Bonus points for the see through shirt. She couldn't go for the low cut as it seems obvious she has not cleavage. Definitely would.
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:26 am to wareagle7298
Here is another one from yesterday. Thoughts?
By the way, you would think a company that makes hundreds of billions of dollars on the backs of slave labor, would at least roll out a few minorities at their events. It was like "Breakfast with the Goebelles".
By the way, you would think a company that makes hundreds of billions of dollars on the backs of slave labor, would at least roll out a few minorities at their events. It was like "Breakfast with the Goebelles".
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:30 am to wareagle7298
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Thanks to whoever posted the pic of that chick from the event. I was thinking yesterday there was something I found rather attractive about her. She seems like the kind that would drink a glass of white wine and start getting tipsy and hitting on you behind her hubbies back, or try to make out with your wife or something. Bonus points for the see through shirt. She couldn't go for the low cut as it seems obvious she has not cleavage. Definitely would.
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:45 am to wareagle7298
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Thanks to whoever posted the pic of that chick from the event. I was thinking yesterday there was something I found rather attractive about her. She seems like the kind that would drink a glass of white wine and start getting tipsy and hitting on you behind her hubbies back, or try to make out with your wife or something. Bonus points for the see through shirt. She couldn't go for the low cut as it seems obvious she has not cleavage. Definitely would.
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:50 am to stlslick
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You mean the 8th richest company on the planet? LINK
Pretty sure he said the richest company...not the biggest. and according to the link you provided, Apple is indeed the richest.
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:52 am to wareagle7298
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Thanks to whoever posted the pic of that chick from the event. I was thinking yesterday there was something I found rather attractive about her. She seems like the kind that would drink a glass of white wine and start getting tipsy and hitting on you behind her hubbies back, or try to make out with your wife or something. Bonus points for the see through shirt. She couldn't go for the low cut as it seems obvious she has not cleavage. Definitely would.
The amount of thought put into this is a little scary
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