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re: Poor Arky, Even Apple Hates Them

Posted on 10/27/16 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by The Sultan of Swine
Member since Nov 2010
7717 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 6:49 pm to
I saw the number of upvotes/downvotes before reading the post and was instantly triggered
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 7:34 pm to
tremendous troll job by Tim Cook. can't even be mad about that.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16939 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 7:35 pm to







































:pissedmyself:
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 7:44 pm to
Is that Cook in drag?


eta: great minds Piggi


and that thing has a french tickler in its throat. I can appreciate that.
This post was edited on 10/27/16 at 8:08 pm
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
18924 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 8:36 pm to
Nice photo shop... get a damn job...haha
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 10:15 pm to
It's real.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 12:36 am to
In the end the joke is on Apple since their stock dropped nearly $5 after releasing the quarterlies.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 2:55 am to
Do not take that shite sitting down Jon Ham. Go all internal with any and every Apple e-mail account you can get your hands on.

Scorched Erf Baw!
This post was edited on 10/28/16 at 2:58 am
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 8:41 am to
To be fair that TV app is shite. All it does is give you the ability to search different services, but it doesn't work with the big 2 (Netflix or Amazon) and it doesn't actually provide any content.

They tried to create a way for non technical people, who are used to just flipping through cables channels, to be apart of the streaming revolution where every "channel" is buried in this app or that one. But without the Big 2, and without getting real content deals themselves for streaming (I heard they tried but were too arrogant), it is useless and dead in the water. For anyone who wants a streaming box I would recommend a Roku all day instead because most people can use a remote and it has all the major services.


tl:dr that bitch shouldn't be smiling because her project sucks
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 8:51 am to
Oh and

Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 8:52 am to
Apple CEO Tim Cook is an Auburn grad... :)
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 8:54 am to
Saddest thing is thats not even the final score..
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 9:40 am to
The clip they showed was Auburn scoring a touchdown. This is just the first part of the play.
Posted by wareagle7298
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2013
1381 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:21 am to
Thanks to whoever posted the pic of that chick from the event. I was thinking yesterday there was something I found rather attractive about her. She seems like the kind that would drink a glass of white wine and start getting tipsy and hitting on you behind her hubbies back, or try to make out with your wife or something. Bonus points for the see through shirt. She couldn't go for the low cut as it seems obvious she has not cleavage. Definitely would.

Posted by wareagle7298
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2013
1381 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:26 am to
Here is another one from yesterday. Thoughts?



By the way, you would think a company that makes hundreds of billions of dollars on the backs of slave labor, would at least roll out a few minorities at their events. It was like "Breakfast with the Goebelles".
Posted by BarkRuffalo
Boston, MA
Member since Feb 2014
1206 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Thanks to whoever posted the pic of that chick from the event. I was thinking yesterday there was something I found rather attractive about her. She seems like the kind that would drink a glass of white wine and start getting tipsy and hitting on you behind her hubbies back, or try to make out with your wife or something. Bonus points for the see through shirt. She couldn't go for the low cut as it seems obvious she has not cleavage. Definitely would.


Posted by Rhymenoceros
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
4175 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Thanks to whoever posted the pic of that chick from the event. I was thinking yesterday there was something I found rather attractive about her. She seems like the kind that would drink a glass of white wine and start getting tipsy and hitting on you behind her hubbies back, or try to make out with your wife or something. Bonus points for the see through shirt. She couldn't go for the low cut as it seems obvious she has not cleavage. Definitely would.



Posted by dshort_bruh
Verbena
Member since Sep 2016
507 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:50 am to
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You mean the 8th richest company on the planet? LINK


Pretty sure he said the richest company...not the biggest. and according to the link you provided, Apple is indeed the richest.

Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Thanks to whoever posted the pic of that chick from the event. I was thinking yesterday there was something I found rather attractive about her. She seems like the kind that would drink a glass of white wine and start getting tipsy and hitting on you behind her hubbies back, or try to make out with your wife or something. Bonus points for the see through shirt. She couldn't go for the low cut as it seems obvious she has not cleavage. Definitely would.



The amount of thought put into this is a little scary
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