Perhaps Ole Miss will get off with self imposed sanctions after all

Just kidding, y'all are fricked




Fattest state in America.
Poorest state in America.
Dumbest state in America.
Most racist state in America.
Smallest dicks in America- Oh it's true, it's true
They cheat their fat, yet apparently tiny, poor, stupid, racist dicks off, AND THEY ADMIT IT, and yet:
Never won their division, EVER.
Never won 10 regular season games, EVER. frickING EVER.
Haven't won a championship of any kind since desegregation.
Have NEVER won an AP title, EVER.
Have fewer all time wins against Bama than Bama has NCs. Not "Claimed NCs", ACTUAL NCs.
THEY HUNG A frickING BANNER FOR A CO-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP (that they didn't even win)
44-20-1
TCU just scored again
MSU can not stop scoring again.
Memphis just scored again
Arkansas just pooped on their chest again, 425 times.
They think Crown Royal is "Classy".
They eat cold Wal Mart chicken fingers on china.
16 on the ACT qualifies for guaranteed admission.
They are the ONLY original SEC school to not win the conference championship in basketball.
They actually cheat in Women's basketball, WOMEN'S BASKETBALL FOR frick'S SAKE, and they still can't win.
They paid Bo Scarborough just to visit.
They paid Leo Lewis just to visit, and he signed with their biggest rival
Did I mention that they're fat?
Did I mention that they're poor?
Did I mention that they're stupid?
Did I mention that at least 30 of their fans have already RA'd this thread without reading the whole thing?
Did I mention that one of them is likely going to start a Help Board thread about this post and cry like Nancy Kerrigan?
Done
It's Over