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Ole Missed on the new mascot
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:41 pm
It occurs to me the good folks in Oxford have once again missed the mark with their latest incarnation...Landsharks. I wish to propose a new mascot for everyones consideration. The Ole Miss Locusts! Think of what you have here, the parallels are undeniable:
1). They only come out every 13-17 years.
2) They make a helluva an awful racket and annoy everyone for a few weeks.
3) They haven’t really been a problem since ancient history.
4) By the end of the season they’re a meer shell of their former selves.
So then, to all the corn dogs and gumps, barners and Jorts and faggies and so on... I submit to you all, henceforth, let them be known as the OLE MISS LOCUSTS!
1). They only come out every 13-17 years.
2) They make a helluva an awful racket and annoy everyone for a few weeks.
3) They haven’t really been a problem since ancient history.
4) By the end of the season they’re a meer shell of their former selves.
So then, to all the corn dogs and gumps, barners and Jorts and faggies and so on... I submit to you all, henceforth, let them be known as the OLE MISS LOCUSTS!
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Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:43 pm to Lsumomsurfer
Get off the rant you slut.
so true
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:47 pm to Lsumomsurfer
This post was edited on 10/17/17 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:48 pm to Lsumomsurfer
Well thought out, I like it! 
This post was edited on 10/17/17 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:52 pm to FourThreeForty
Did Sandusky fist you or somethin’? Take it easy sport.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 10:55 pm to Morris1
shite, the damn mascot for Ole Miss should be the damn chicken on a stick that's ruled Oxford for damn near 40 years. Think of the football, basketball and baseball recruits. Think of the co-eds. Think of the hookers. Think of the drug dealers relocating from Jackson, Holly Springs, Memphis and South Panola. Hell, before you know it, there'd be a strip club in the courthouse called Manning's on the Square with John Grisham as DJ.
Every team in the conference would road trip en masse to Oxford for away games for the party. Ole Miss would rule the SEC, just because of the damn chicken on a stick. And rightfully so.
Every team in the conference would road trip en masse to Oxford for away games for the party. Ole Miss would rule the SEC, just because of the damn chicken on a stick. And rightfully so.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 11:00 pm to Bill Parker?
Kudzu would have been better than landsharks
Posted on 10/17/17 at 11:03 pm to Lsumomsurfer
I was prepared to downvote, but each of your points are difficult to refute.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 11:05 pm to Lsumomsurfer
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Lsumomsurfer
You know the drill...
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