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Ole Miss: The NCAA is biggest bunch of Pussies in the world..Screw Them.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 1:03 am
Posted on 2/2/16 at 1:03 am
A)Seriously, Ole Miss, promise to quit stealing Bama's recruits, and jacking up the price for 5 star recruits. There's a budget crisis in bama you now and they are standing firm on not paying one fricking penny over 500k for any 5 star. Say 5 Hail Sabans and ask forgiveness and all is well.
B)Or go the Auburn way, tell them to go love themselves like the Beiber song says and remind them how many Ole Miss lawyers you have lined up and ready to sue their fricking sorry arse into oblivion. Remind them that ole Dickie Scruggs ain't the only rich lawyer left and that you have raised 10 million for the project, which includes several class action lawsuits against them for being pussies, failure to protect player safety etc.
I am sure the Whitehorse boys will be glad to take lead for a measly 500k retainer.
C) Close ranks, lie like a rug, and prey that no one else talks.
B)Or go the Auburn way, tell them to go love themselves like the Beiber song says and remind them how many Ole Miss lawyers you have lined up and ready to sue their fricking sorry arse into oblivion. Remind them that ole Dickie Scruggs ain't the only rich lawyer left and that you have raised 10 million for the project, which includes several class action lawsuits against them for being pussies, failure to protect player safety etc.
I am sure the Whitehorse boys will be glad to take lead for a measly 500k retainer.
C) Close ranks, lie like a rug, and prey that no one else talks.
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 1:16 am to TutHillTiger
why is this a thing?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 1:17 am to TutHillTiger
This was solid.
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 1:56 am to TutHillTiger
Quick - call the FBI!
Posted on 2/2/16 at 2:15 am to TutHillTiger
Posted on 2/2/16 at 4:45 am to TutHillTiger
Posted on 2/2/16 at 6:38 am to TutHillTiger
Lol atpb'r
Posted on 2/2/16 at 7:49 am to TutHillTiger
You really do miss the ATPB, dont you? How is Tuna doing? still in mom's basement?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:03 am to TutHillTiger
Actually remarkably solid, have an up vote!
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:07 am to TutHillTiger
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prey that no one else talks.
Soo basically knock them down a flight of stairs Bama-style?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:14 am to TutHillTiger
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Seriously, Ole Miss, promise to quit stealing Bama's recruits, and jacking up the price for 5 star recruits. There's a budget crisis in bama you now and they are standing firm on not paying one fricking penny over 500k for any 5 star. Say 5 Hail Sabans and ask forgiveness and all is well.
Looks to me like they are stealing a lot more LSU recruits out of Louisiana and Texas than they are Bama recruits out of Alabama or Georgia. You guys can't even keep the #1 QB recruit in state.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:19 am to Monticello
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You guys can't even keep the #1 QB recruit in state
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:22 am to TutHillTiger
ATPB
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:37 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Scam Newton?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:50 am to TutHillTiger
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TutHillTiger
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:06 am to AA7
Auburn Football...
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:46 am to TutHillTiger
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Auburn Football...
...has won a conference and national championship more recently than LSU
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:51 am to lsupride87
Yea and Winston went to FSU, not Ole Miss. What is your point?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:52 am to TutHillTiger
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Auburn Football...
Yet you dedicated a portion of your life to following all things Auburn
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:55 am to TutHillTiger
ATPB
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