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Ole Miss Bear jokes.........
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:14 am
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:14 am
Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!
Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
A: Ice lolly!
Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
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Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:19 am to Bobby Moore
Those are OM bear jokes? I was hoping for something a little more entertaining...
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:21 am to Bobby Moore
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Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!
What is a "polo bear"?
Don't give up your day job for comedy.
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:24 am to Bobby Moore
Did you think these were funny before you posted them?
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:30 am to DMagic
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:31 am to Bobby Moore
W...T...F 
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:35 am to Bobby Moore
Bama Bear jokes are better.
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:35 am to Bobby Moore
That's actually pretty damn funny. Here's one I just thought up myself:
Q: What do you call a bear who lives in Oslo?
A: A Bearwegian!!
Q: What do you call a bear who lives in Oslo?
A: A Bearwegian!!
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:36 am to jptiger2009
I dont think you would find any one of those on a popsicle stick.
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:38 am to Bobby Moore
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:48 am to Bobby Moore
an OM fan traps live bears as a hobby and only uses a rope, a pole, and a german shepard dog.
Wilderness Magazine gets word of this trapper and heads to Ms to do an interview. After intro's, the OM guy takes the reporter on one of his bear traping expeditions in the woods.
They finally spot a bear 30 ft up in a tree and the OM guys says "here's how we gonna capture that bear. I am going to climb the tree that is next to the one the bear is in. Then I am going to jump to his tree, kick him in the head using the heel of my shoe. The bear then will let go, fall to the ground where he will be stunned. my dog then will bite the bear in his nuts and not let go causing the bear to raise all 4 legs. You then hog tie the legs together, slide the pole through, and then the dog will release his gripe on the bears nutsack and we will carry him off."
as the hunter gets to the tree, he turns around and walks back to where the reporter is standing and opens up his pack. He pulls out .357 magnum and hands it to the reporter. The reporter asks "what in the hell is this gun for? You didn't mention that you used a gun!"
The trapper replied " When I climb the tree and if that bear outsmarts me and knocks ME to the ground, you better shoot my dog".
Wilderness Magazine gets word of this trapper and heads to Ms to do an interview. After intro's, the OM guy takes the reporter on one of his bear traping expeditions in the woods.
They finally spot a bear 30 ft up in a tree and the OM guys says "here's how we gonna capture that bear. I am going to climb the tree that is next to the one the bear is in. Then I am going to jump to his tree, kick him in the head using the heel of my shoe. The bear then will let go, fall to the ground where he will be stunned. my dog then will bite the bear in his nuts and not let go causing the bear to raise all 4 legs. You then hog tie the legs together, slide the pole through, and then the dog will release his gripe on the bears nutsack and we will carry him off."
as the hunter gets to the tree, he turns around and walks back to where the reporter is standing and opens up his pack. He pulls out .357 magnum and hands it to the reporter. The reporter asks "what in the hell is this gun for? You didn't mention that you used a gun!"
The trapper replied " When I climb the tree and if that bear outsmarts me and knocks ME to the ground, you better shoot my dog".
This post was edited on 10/14/10 at 11:50 am
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:50 am to partsman103
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:51 am to partsman103
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:51 am to Bobby Moore
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Bobby Moore
Worst. Thread. EVER.
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:53 am to Bobby Moore
I just hate it's over. I was hoping they would drag this silliness on for a couple of more years.
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:54 am to Diamondawg
I bet...
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:55 am to Tompy45
This entire thread is full of FAIL
Posted on 10/14/10 at 11:58 am to Bobby Moore
Posted on 10/14/10 at 12:00 pm to Bobby Moore
quote:
Ole Miss Bear jokes...
anyone see Modern Family last night? Classic example
Posted on 10/14/10 at 12:01 pm to GAMErebelCOCK
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anyone see Modern Family last night? Classic example
I was just about to ask if Phil from Modern Family had a TD account.
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