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Ode to LSU

Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:22 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:22 pm
There once was a guy named Fournette
Played a game he'd like to forget
But his O-line is slow
And his fans will eat crow
Cause the field will be slightly wet
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50544 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:23 pm to
Calling Nashville now
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25327 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:24 pm to
dat dew doe
Posted by presidenthog
Member since May 2015
1944 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:27 pm to
hogs gonna whip the corndogs from lsu.
because of the hangover from saban & crew.
the hogs O is on fire, LSU's O has a flat tire.
and that means the tigers will lose.
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 4:29 pm
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66278 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:29 pm to
There once was a poster named dbeck
Who was a giant c*nt
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 4:38 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35903 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

There once was a poster named dbeck
Who was a giant count


Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66278 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:37 pm to
Tigerdroppings doesn't like bad words.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:43 pm to
The Arkansas Hogs- some say Razorbacky-
Think they're good since in Oxford Ritter saved their assy,
But Fat Bert is obese.
He is not going to eat.
LSU is indeed Arky's Daddy
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 4:51 pm
Posted by ArkBengal
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2004
1919 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:04 pm to
There once lived a hog named Tusk
To chase the Tiger he must
But he found at last
The cat was too fast
And left poor Tusk in the dust
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23881 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:09 pm to
There once was HC named Les,
His fans said that he was the best.
But the back named Fournette
Was unable to turn it
Up the field ahead of the rest.
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25327 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:13 pm to
There once was a guy named Steele
That couldn't defend the route called the wheel
Hunter Henry went Ham
Les is more into Spam
and Bert is a boss so frick You
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94299 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:14 pm to
Bert is fat.
I laugh at that.
Fin.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50544 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:19 pm to
freestyle king
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40062 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:20 pm to
In 2015 Arkansas took a little trip down the mighty mississip
Well they took a little bacon and they took a little beans
Bert ate all that and the plane lost its wings
Bert is fat
Posted by LelandSU
Member since Apr 2015
1784 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:39 pm to
This little piggy will get stiff armed by Fournette.
This little piggy will get stepped on.
This little piggy will get crushed
And will cry "Why meeee in the highlight tape?" all the way home.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:41 pm to
Hello I'm an Arkansas fan
My coach is Bert
We win a few conference games a season
My life sucks

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

There once lived a hog named Tusk
To chase the Tiger he must
But he found at last
The cat was too fast
And left poor Tusk in the dust

Scared?
Posted by presidenthog
Member since May 2015
1944 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:46 pm to
you got it homeboy. I'll make up a new one each week to show off my sweet rhymes.
Posted by tigerfan5803
Premium Member
Member since Dec 2005
4520 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:48 pm to
There once was a guy named Bert
Hard to find was the size of his shirt
But thats okay cause the next part will hurt....
Never could he put together a good season though
all thanks to fricking Toledo!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:50 pm to
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