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Ode to LSU
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:22 pm
There once was a guy named Fournette
Played a game he'd like to forget
But his O-line is slow
And his fans will eat crow
Cause the field will be slightly wet
Played a game he'd like to forget
But his O-line is slow
And his fans will eat crow
Cause the field will be slightly wet
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:27 pm to dbeck
hogs gonna whip the corndogs from lsu.
because of the hangover from saban & crew.
the hogs O is on fire, LSU's O has a flat tire.
and that means the tigers will lose.
because of the hangover from saban & crew.
the hogs O is on fire, LSU's O has a flat tire.
and that means the tigers will lose.
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:29 pm to dbeck
There once was a poster named dbeck
Who was a giant c*nt
Who was a giant c*nt
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:33 pm to SammyTiger
quote:
There once was a poster named dbeck
Who was a giant count
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:37 pm to NATidefan
Tigerdroppings doesn't like bad words.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 4:43 pm to presidenthog
The Arkansas Hogs- some say Razorbacky-
Think they're good since in Oxford Ritter saved their assy,
But Fat Bert is obese.
He is not going to eat.
LSU is indeed Arky's Daddy
Think they're good since in Oxford Ritter saved their assy,
But Fat Bert is obese.
He is not going to eat.
LSU is indeed Arky's Daddy
This post was edited on 11/12/15 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:04 pm to dbeck
There once lived a hog named Tusk
To chase the Tiger he must
But he found at last
The cat was too fast
And left poor Tusk in the dust
To chase the Tiger he must
But he found at last
The cat was too fast
And left poor Tusk in the dust
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:09 pm to dbeck
There once was HC named Les,
His fans said that he was the best.
But the back named Fournette
Was unable to turn it
Up the field ahead of the rest.
His fans said that he was the best.
But the back named Fournette
Was unable to turn it
Up the field ahead of the rest.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:13 pm to dbeck
There once was a guy named Steele
That couldn't defend the route called the wheel
Hunter Henry went Ham
Les is more into Spam
and Bert is a boss so frick You
That couldn't defend the route called the wheel
Hunter Henry went Ham
Les is more into Spam
and Bert is a boss so frick You
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:14 pm to dbeck
Bert is fat.
I laugh at that.
Fin.
I laugh at that.
Fin.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:20 pm to dbeck
In 2015 Arkansas took a little trip down the mighty mississip
Well they took a little bacon and they took a little beans
Bert ate all that and the plane lost its wings
Bert is fat
Well they took a little bacon and they took a little beans
Bert ate all that and the plane lost its wings
Bert is fat
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:39 pm to dbeck
This little piggy will get stiff armed by Fournette.
This little piggy will get stepped on.
This little piggy will get crushed
And will cry "Why meeee in the highlight tape?" all the way home.
This little piggy will get stepped on.
This little piggy will get crushed
And will cry "Why meeee in the highlight tape?" all the way home.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:41 pm to dbeck
Hello I'm an Arkansas fan
My coach is Bert
We win a few conference games a season
My life sucks
My coach is Bert
We win a few conference games a season
My life sucks
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:45 pm to ArkBengal
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There once lived a hog named Tusk
To chase the Tiger he must
But he found at last
The cat was too fast
And left poor Tusk in the dust
Scared?
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:46 pm to Captain Crown
you got it homeboy. I'll make up a new one each week to show off my sweet rhymes.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:48 pm to dbeck
There once was a guy named Bert
Hard to find was the size of his shirt
But thats okay cause the next part will hurt....
Never could he put together a good season though
all thanks to fricking Toledo!
Hard to find was the size of his shirt
But thats okay cause the next part will hurt....
Never could he put together a good season though
all thanks to fricking Toledo!
Posted on 11/12/15 at 5:50 pm to tigerfan5803
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