Ode to auburn

For every champion, strong and great
there's always some who have to hate.
And when they gather in this state
their envy really shows.

Though they will claim they "never yield",
they can't compete on even field.
Despite recruits they've wheeled and dealed,
they're still our little bros.

And while they've got their "punts" and "kicks",
and all of Gus's bag of tricks,
and adding Muschamp to the mix,
this year they're disappearing.

Cause one thing that is clear as day,
their arse kicking is on the way.
Regardless of what they should say,
you hear the thing they're fearing.
And in two weeks we all know
it's the Gators they'll be cheering.


(dedicated to our little bros and their ever growing collection of unthrown toilet paper).