Ode to a Landshark

There once was a school in the SEC by the name of Ole Miss,
Couldn't win any games or recruit worth a piss,
Then along came a coach named Freeze that gave the deep south a shudder,
I'll cut any corners Hotty Toddy mother frickers,
The players they came from far and wide,
With hands held out we got nothing to hide,
Beat State beat Auburn and LSU too,
They even beat Bama a time or two,
Then word got out how the bears were dealing,
Freeze says that ain't right its just an Ole Miss feeling,
The NCAA got word and sent them a letter,
We want all the facts the truth is better,
As the committee gets set and corrects it's grammar,
Some say the former Col.Reb is going to get the hammer.