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observing the tide roll into dallas from love field
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:13 pm
A couple observations.
1) these bama fans are old, rich, fat, and they love fake knockers. On that note...
2) to the chick strutting through the terminal with her glorious fake tits hanging out of her houndstooth dress, thanks for being just a little sluttier than necessary, and for keeping your shite tight.
3) Michigan fans are all aging frat boys desperately clutching flat brimmed new era lids to protect the retreat of their hairlines.
4) if this is any indication, Bama will have Michigan outnumbered 2:1 in the stadium.
5) based on what I've seen here today, even if A&M weren't in the SEC, I'd have to root for Bama to beat these B1G doobers. Probably because of my fondness for large, fake breasts.
1) these bama fans are old, rich, fat, and they love fake knockers. On that note...
2) to the chick strutting through the terminal with her glorious fake tits hanging out of her houndstooth dress, thanks for being just a little sluttier than necessary, and for keeping your shite tight.
3) Michigan fans are all aging frat boys desperately clutching flat brimmed new era lids to protect the retreat of their hairlines.
4) if this is any indication, Bama will have Michigan outnumbered 2:1 in the stadium.
5) based on what I've seen here today, even if A&M weren't in the SEC, I'd have to root for Bama to beat these B1G doobers. Probably because of my fondness for large, fake breasts.
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:15 pm
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Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:14 pm to OldSulRoss
PICS MF'er
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:15 pm to OldSulRoss
Clearly you haven't had to live around gumps 
But yeah, Bama should wipe the field with them
But yeah, Bama should wipe the field with them
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:15 pm to OldSulRoss
geaux breasts!
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:17 pm to Coater
Those breasts aren't the only thing that are fake at Bama.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:17 pm to OldSulRoss
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OldSulRoss
TSA personnel?
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:18 pm to Sao
Oh I tried. I needed a 3D James Cameroon lens to capture the scene, though.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:18 pm to OldSulRoss
how many replica jerseys have you seen on Michigan fans?
Big 10 fans own that category
Big 10 fans own that category
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:19 pm to OldSulRoss
We outnumbered Oregon probably 4:1 in the stadium. Figured it would be the same for bama.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:19 pm to DaleDenton
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DaleDenton
No, but I bet houndstooth dress is smuggling something.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:21 pm to OldSulRoss
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observing the tide roll into dallas from love field
You have time to observe while shining shoes at the airport?
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:22 pm to Latarian
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latarian
Several, now that you mention it. Far more ears tucked into baseball caps though. They must own that category too
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:23 pm to OldSulRoss
also a lot of chinstrap beards and earrings on Big 10 bros
This post was edited on 8/31/12 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:25 pm to OldSulRoss
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No,
Enterprise Rent-A-Car Sales Associate?
They got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:25 pm to OldSulRoss
So damn jealous of all y'all watching your teams in action this weekend. It's brutal, I tell ya.
Give 'em hell, Bama.
Suffering with my beverage,
EKG
Give 'em hell, Bama.
Suffering with my beverage,
EKG
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:26 pm to Latarian
I flew today too and had the privilege of seeing some bama's finest. We all have them but how do these people have enough money to fly? Must be the savings from all those lane Bryant trips.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:26 pm to Latarian
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also a lot of chinstrap beards and earrings on Big 10 bros
Like a boss
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:28 pm to OldSulRoss
We'll outnumber them 3:1. I've heard the RV spots are already 75% filled up and nothing but an Alabama encampment.
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:33 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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I've heard the RV spots are already 75% filled up and nothing but an Alabama encampment.
Is this a permanent move for this population or are they planning on returning their homes to the park later next week?
Posted on 8/31/12 at 2:33 pm to DaleDenton
Actually spitting in burgers at the Mickey Ds. Couldn't pass the Enterprise drug tests. [/bama fan]
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