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New Person’s Guide to the SECr (Expanded to 23)
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:20 pm
I thought I’d put together a thread for the new folks arriving to the SECr because I have absolutely nothing better to do with my time today.
1. Don’t say anything positive about Alabama
2. Don’t say anything negative about LSU
3. If you say anything negative about another team, you are “obsessed" with said team, they are “all in your head" and you should focus on your own team because they just won/lost a game, hired/fired someone, etc.
4. If you say anything positive about your team, no one gives a shite and they will let you know it by commenting on your post.
5. Everyone can make fun of Ole Miss except Alabama. Ole Miss has beaten Bama twice in a row. When a Bama fan makes fun of Ole Miss, be sure to have “Memphis", Ole Miss’ SEC Championship record and all time wins vs. Bama handy.
6. Response threads are a win for the original trolling poster.
7. Auburn has “little brother” syndrome.
8. Tennessee has “next season” syndrome.
9. McElwain has bad teeth.
10. LSU has lost 5 in a row to Alabama.
11. Texas A&M is gay.
12. Missouri is what’s wrong with collegiate sports.
13. Bama fans need constant validation of their football program from random strangers on the Internet.
14. Always post pics.
15. Bert is fat.
16. Richt was simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing for UGA
17. Any day that LSU or Alabama loses is an amazing event for 90% of the SECr. Be sure to show up that day for glorious melts.
(ADDED TO OP)
18. Bert & Kiffin's wives are hot.
19. tDecline is real for (insert team you're discussing here)
20. Sometimes Bama fans reference an LSU thread or post with 21-0. Please refer to 1/9/12 for more information.
21. LSU Fans are Corndogs, Bama fans are Gumps. No one else is special enough to have good nicknames. Deal with it.
22. GERMANS. Just.......don't even ask.
23. "Check in here" threads are normally response threads.
SECr all in my head. Feel free to add.
Gotta follow rule 14. (NSFW)
1. Don’t say anything positive about Alabama
2. Don’t say anything negative about LSU
3. If you say anything negative about another team, you are “obsessed" with said team, they are “all in your head" and you should focus on your own team because they just won/lost a game, hired/fired someone, etc.
4. If you say anything positive about your team, no one gives a shite and they will let you know it by commenting on your post.
5. Everyone can make fun of Ole Miss except Alabama. Ole Miss has beaten Bama twice in a row. When a Bama fan makes fun of Ole Miss, be sure to have “Memphis", Ole Miss’ SEC Championship record and all time wins vs. Bama handy.
6. Response threads are a win for the original trolling poster.
7. Auburn has “little brother” syndrome.
8. Tennessee has “next season” syndrome.
9. McElwain has bad teeth.
10. LSU has lost 5 in a row to Alabama.
11. Texas A&M is gay.
12. Missouri is what’s wrong with collegiate sports.
13. Bama fans need constant validation of their football program from random strangers on the Internet.
14. Always post pics.
15. Bert is fat.
16. Richt was simultaneously the best thing and the worst thing for UGA
17. Any day that LSU or Alabama loses is an amazing event for 90% of the SECr. Be sure to show up that day for glorious melts.
(ADDED TO OP)
18. Bert & Kiffin's wives are hot.
19. tDecline is real for (insert team you're discussing here)
20. Sometimes Bama fans reference an LSU thread or post with 21-0. Please refer to 1/9/12 for more information.
21. LSU Fans are Corndogs, Bama fans are Gumps. No one else is special enough to have good nicknames. Deal with it.
22. GERMANS. Just.......don't even ask.
23. "Check in here" threads are normally response threads.
SECr all in my head. Feel free to add.
Gotta follow rule 14. (NSFW)
This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 9:06 pm
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Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:22 pm to Gr8t8s
RA'd for anchor so new posters don't see this
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:23 pm to Gr8t8s
You sound like a baby back bitch. 
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:23 pm to Gr8t8s
Pretty solid work. Upvoted.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:24 pm to GRTiger
quote:
You sound like a baby back bitch.
Show us on the doll where that post touched you.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:25 pm to Gr8t8s
quote:
4. If you say anything positive about your team, no one gives a shite and they will let you know it by commenting on your post.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:26 pm to Gr8t8s
I stopped at #1. Obvious whine about something someone said in a positive Bama thread. To sensitive people, that warrants a passive aggressive post about not being able to speak positively about your team.
Get over it.
Get over it.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:27 pm to Gr8t8s
If you post anything positive about LSU expect pulitzer worthy responses mostly from gumps, such as, L5U, Fraudette, 21-0...etc.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:31 pm to GRTiger
quote:
I stopped at #1. Obvious whine about something someone said in a positive Bama thread. To sensitive people, that warrants a passive aggressive post about not being able to speak positively about your team.
Get over it.
So it's my fault that you're too self-absorbed to read the whole post? Got it.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:32 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
You forgot Henry > LF7
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:33 pm to Gr8t8s
It's actually pretty funny and takes shots at everyone
I hope you feel dumb
I hope you feel dumb
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:36 pm to Gr8t8s
Bama is awesome, bro. Hope I don't get banned!!
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:42 pm to GRTiger
If you want to take shots at me, at least take them at the content of the post instead of being an ignorant bitch.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:43 pm to Gr8t8s
Upvote...
Posted on 1/3/16 at 3:44 pm to Gr8t8s
Pretty good shiz
frick Alabama
frick Alabama
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:05 pm to Gr8t8s
I would only add (or enhance):
1. For clarity and improved response: Post pics of GF or GTFO if she is mentioned. Same would apply to wife. Sometimes mom.
2. LSU Fans smell like corndogs.
3. NEVER say anything bad about Les Miles wife. Will result in banland with a quickness. I think Chicken is related to her.
4. People of African decent shall be called "Melanin Enhanced"
5. Race week is every other week, but its discussed on the OT Board.
6. any post count under 500 is almost automatically considered an Alter.
7. If you do create an alter, hold it for use on an epic pron bomb. No fatties, beasts, gay pron, or mature pron please. Let your memory be one of quality.
1. For clarity and improved response: Post pics of GF or GTFO if she is mentioned. Same would apply to wife. Sometimes mom.
2. LSU Fans smell like corndogs.
3. NEVER say anything bad about Les Miles wife. Will result in banland with a quickness. I think Chicken is related to her.
4. People of African decent shall be called "Melanin Enhanced"
5. Race week is every other week, but its discussed on the OT Board.
6. any post count under 500 is almost automatically considered an Alter.
7. If you do create an alter, hold it for use on an epic pron bomb. No fatties, beasts, gay pron, or mature pron please. Let your memory be one of quality.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:19 pm to Pavoloco83
Oh, and I almost forgot anything to do with fear or decline.
tFear.
The fear is palpable.
tDecline is real.
etc.
tFear.
The fear is palpable.
tDecline is real.
etc.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:25 pm to Gr8t8s
Siap but..... Check in here if__________.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:26 pm to Gr8t8s
Looks about right
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:47 pm to Gr8t8s
Bookmarked and upvoted ... for the pic alone. BTW, I might add ... about #14
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