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Need Alabama jokes/insults

Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:48 pm
Posted by antonio_zeus
Member since Aug 2015
4 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:48 pm
What I need from you are some really good (cruel, dirty, wtv) Alabama jokes

I leave the rest up to you! Thank you.
This post was edited on 8/25/15 at 1:57 pm
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:48 pm to
Oh look another mizzoukills thread
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
42463 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

I moved from Europe to Atlanta


Move back.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:49 pm to
Alabama IS the joke amirite?
Posted by antonio_zeus
Member since Aug 2015
4 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:50 pm to
yes Alabama needs to be the joke
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68437 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:50 pm to
If you want everyone to hate you, Alabama.

If you like jorts, Florida

If you like white people and only white people, Ole Miss

If you like putting alcohol in your butt, Tennessee
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46175 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:50 pm to
Yeah no.
Posted by Silverback
Gumpin' ain't easy
Member since Aug 2011
4308 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:50 pm to
Raw tahd raw...Pawwwwllll
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

I moved from Europe


No you didn't.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

I moved from Europe to Atlanta

We call your sport soccer - they're going to laugh at you.
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1127 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:51 pm to
I have some great Europe jokes for you.

France.


Get it?
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19125 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:52 pm to
Bama fan walks into a bar with a frog on his forehead. The bartender asks, "What the heck is that". The frog replays, "I don't know...it started out as a wart on my arse"

Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:52 pm to
Ask who their professor was. If they pause say CC rocks
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:56 pm to
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I moved from Europe


alter

Would someone move to Croatia and say "I moved from North America?"
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24854 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 1:56 pm to
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I moved from Europe to Atlanta


Where in Europe?
Posted by antonio_zeus
Member since Aug 2015
4 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:01 pm to
I'm surprised you even know a country (and spelled it right) found in Europe.
Posted by UserName69
Member since Sep 2014
1613 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:05 pm to
Why do birds fly upside down in Alabama?
-Because there's nothing worth crapping on.

-Around the bowl and down the hole, Roll Tide Roll.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

I'm surprised you even know a country (and spelled it right) found in Europe.



It's no Livonia.
Posted by Dirty Whistle
Member since Jul 2011
1159 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:07 pm to
Knock Knock
Posted by UserName69
Member since Sep 2014
1613 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:15 pm to
Hoo thare?
-Alabama fan
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