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Name the things Mizzou is good at.

Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:16 pm
Posted by ForeverGator
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Just kidding....

They are good at:

- Having campus riots
- Having players come out
- Putting up swastikas made out of poop
- Having a major decrease in attendence at school due to lack of interest of people to attend the school
- Renting out dorm rooms for Missouri people to run meth labs

There should be a term about them when someone does one of these things. Maybe just "You've gone Mizzou."
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:17 pm to
Who?
Posted by SECFan1995
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:18 pm to
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Name the things that ForeverGator is good at.
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Posted by thegreatone2
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:19 pm to
They have won the eastern division more times than anyone beside Florida since joining the conference.
Posted by kbrake37
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:19 pm to
Losing!!!
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I don't know if this counts, but I'm really good at masterbating. I mean, REALLY good. If there were an over/under I'd take the over every time and win.
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:21 pm to
Interracial gay sex.
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:22 pm to
Michael Sam's boyfriend was probably from A&M. It would make total sense.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:23 pm to
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Posted by Rhino5
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:24 pm to
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They have won the eastern division more times than anyone beside Florida since joining the conference.

This. So technically they're a better addition than dead-weight ATM.
Posted by MIZZOU_JP
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

They are good at:

- Having campus riots
- Having players come out
- Putting up swastikas made out of poop
- Having a major decrease in attendence at school due to lack of interest of people to attend the school
- Renting out dorm rooms for Missouri people to run meth labs

There should be a term about them when someone does one of these thingsMaybe just "You've gone Mizzou."


- It was a protest not a riot. We haven't had a good ol' Hoax Protest in almost the amount of time it's been since we've won the East. We are due for one.
- You're just jealous because you don't have an ESPN Courage award
- Alleged "Shistika"
- We had to keep a bunch of Jabornies away so we can have more safe spaces
- At least you know where you'll cop your fix when you come to the Zou.

You never go full Mizzou!
Posted by Literalist
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:29 pm to
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Name the things Mizzou is good at.


Mizzou has always been located in the United States of America.

Mizzou grads can't identify with Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

We trade barbs on an SEC forum with people who are too dumb to frick anything human.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:30 pm to
Socialism
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:31 pm to
Damn, TWO respond threads????

I wasn't even really trying...
Posted by BreakawayZou83
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:57 pm to
Still better than Florida.
Posted by namvet6566
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 10:00 pm to


Sorry about your abuse as a child.....why these stupid comments
Posted by MizzouTrue
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 10:39 pm to
Just off the top of my head

Winning 42-0 at the swamp.

Never lose to FCS schools
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