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My take on SEC Schools as Presidential Candidates
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:06 pm
Bama: Jeb Bush. It's all about the name recognition.
LSU: Hillary Clinton. Some think LSU is best known for being Bama's bitch just like Hillary is best known for being Bill's bitch. But then Hillary goes and straps one on Bill and makes him, her bitch.
Auburn: Joe Biden. One is best known as Bama's sidekick the other for being O-bama's sidekick.
OM: Jim Hedges. What's more fitting for the school where I can't drink beer before a game than a candidate from the Prohibitionist Party.
UF: Carly Fiorina. Both once were nothing. Both became something for a short while. Both are destined to become nothing again.
UT: Barack Obama. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Obama's days are behind us and he can't win again. Wait. He does share a lot in common with UT.
Vanderbilt: Ben Carson. Face it. He's a doctor. He's smart. He's rich. Besides, the rest of y'all have...I'll call it segments of your fan base... that would implode by being represented by a black man.
UGA: Donald Trump. Both love to talk about themselves even if the shite that comes out of their mouth makes no sense. They're smart enough to know that they have to talk about themselves because if they didn't then no one else would either.
SC: Ted Cruz. Ya just never know what's going to come out of his mouth next but you know it will be entertaining, kind of like a head coach from South Carolina.
MSU: Douglas Clement. Yepp. Never heard of him either. The two things I do know are that neither are seen on TV and neither will be in the race for long.
Mizzou: Rand Paul. Sometimes ok to handle. Sometimes not so much. But at the end of the day, who really gives a shite about them anyways. Amirite?
A&M: Lincoln Chaffee. I'd love to give you your guy Rick Perry, but this is all about gay rights.
Kentucky: Mike Huckabee. Don't ask me why. I hear Huckabee and I think of some Kentucky-fied hillbilly. Yes, I know he's from Arkansas, but I hear Huckabee and I picture:
Arkansas: Chris Christie
Enough said.
Yeah, bored, drinking, no football. Not a good combination.
LSU: Hillary Clinton. Some think LSU is best known for being Bama's bitch just like Hillary is best known for being Bill's bitch. But then Hillary goes and straps one on Bill and makes him, her bitch.
Auburn: Joe Biden. One is best known as Bama's sidekick the other for being O-bama's sidekick.
OM: Jim Hedges. What's more fitting for the school where I can't drink beer before a game than a candidate from the Prohibitionist Party.
UF: Carly Fiorina. Both once were nothing. Both became something for a short while. Both are destined to become nothing again.
UT: Barack Obama. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Obama's days are behind us and he can't win again. Wait. He does share a lot in common with UT.
Vanderbilt: Ben Carson. Face it. He's a doctor. He's smart. He's rich. Besides, the rest of y'all have...I'll call it segments of your fan base... that would implode by being represented by a black man.
UGA: Donald Trump. Both love to talk about themselves even if the shite that comes out of their mouth makes no sense. They're smart enough to know that they have to talk about themselves because if they didn't then no one else would either.
SC: Ted Cruz. Ya just never know what's going to come out of his mouth next but you know it will be entertaining, kind of like a head coach from South Carolina.
MSU: Douglas Clement. Yepp. Never heard of him either. The two things I do know are that neither are seen on TV and neither will be in the race for long.
Mizzou: Rand Paul. Sometimes ok to handle. Sometimes not so much. But at the end of the day, who really gives a shite about them anyways. Amirite?
A&M: Lincoln Chaffee. I'd love to give you your guy Rick Perry, but this is all about gay rights.
Kentucky: Mike Huckabee. Don't ask me why. I hear Huckabee and I think of some Kentucky-fied hillbilly. Yes, I know he's from Arkansas, but I hear Huckabee and I picture:
Arkansas: Chris Christie
Enough said.
Yeah, bored, drinking, no football. Not a good combination.
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Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:07 pm to reedus23
I respect the effort, but...
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:08 pm to reedus23
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Yeah, bored, drinking, no football. Not a good combination.
You should try masturbation instead of assaulting me with such terrible shitposts.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:12 pm to reedus23
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LSU: Hillary Clinton
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:14 pm to reedus23
Why so mean?
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:19 pm to reedus23
Have a downvote
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:21 pm to SpartyGator
It's football season, OP. You can do the whole who has the cutest QB crap and other dumb stuff in Feb. of 2016.
This post was edited on 8/10/15 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:22 pm to reedus23
This is bad, and you should feel bad.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:25 pm to reedus23
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reedus23
I will never forgive you for banning me from the Mizzou board. I will remember it for decades and decades and decades.
frick you.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:25 pm to reedus23
Enjoy a downvote
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:27 pm to reedus23
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UGA: Donald Trump. Both love to talk about themselves even if the shite that comes out of their mouth makes no sense. They're smart enough to know that they have to talk about themselves because if they didn't then no one else would either.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:46 pm to reedus23
This is pants-on-head retarded. You know as little about politics as you do about football, and that is impressive.
This post was edited on 8/10/15 at 10:47 pm
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