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My girlfriend on Arkansas's head coaching position

Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:09 am
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:09 am
I just heard my girlfriend say "I heard that if Arkansas loses to A&M today, that Jeff Long would contact Jon Gruden and they would start the contract negotiation at $5.5M." The rumors are running deep within the Arky fanbase . I'm still trying to teach her the concept of a first down btw
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:11 am to
book it
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64442 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:11 am to
Your hand obviously has no business talking about college football.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
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Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:12 am to
Pics?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49223 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:12 am to
quote:

girlfriend

I smell bull shite
Hands can't talk
Posted by RebFeBrees
Pensacola, FL
Member since Dec 2009
13855 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:13 am to
Fantastic thread
Posted by sooper_rebel
Olive Branch, Mississippi
Member since Jun 2012
696 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:14 am to
I heard it was John Gruden at HC, Tony Dungy at OC, Bill Cowher at DC, and Mike Shanahan at Special Teams. I think the deal is done.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84831 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:14 am to
I was playing NCAA 13 and was offered the Arkansas job. My girlfriend who follows football only very casually through me looked up and said "Don't take it, that seems like a dead end job"
Posted by sooper_rebel
Olive Branch, Mississippi
Member since Jun 2012
696 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:14 am to
quote:

My girlfriend on Arkansas's head coach


Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8329 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:17 am to
Dammit... No pun intended. Although that would fit the trend
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53801 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:22 am to
Shouldn't she be taking the cheese dip off the stove and making the hamburger patties? WTF!
Posted by DivePlay
Member since Sep 2012
948 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:22 am to
quote:

I just heard my girlfriend say "I heard that if Arkansas loses to A&M today, that Jeff Long would contact Jon Gruden and they would start the contract negotiation at $5.5M." The rumors are running deep within the Arky fanbase . I'm still trying to teach her the concept of a first down btw


Wait...you just heard? How exactly did she blurt this out? Wait..she wasn't banging Petrino was she?
Posted by pochejp
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2007
7855 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:28 am to
quote:

I just heard my girlfriend say "I heard that if Arkansas loses to A&M today, that Jeff Long would contact Jon Gruden and they would start the contract negotiation at $5.5M."
Posted by oilattorney4lsu
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2068 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:30 am to
Nobody good wants to work or live there. Give it up. It's not going to happen.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68437 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:32 am to
quote:

My girlfriend



You're so silly.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:32 am to
I saw "my girlfriend" and "position" and nothing else.

Pics?
Posted by TupeloTiger
Tupelo,Ms.[via Bastrop,La.]
Member since Jul 2004
4340 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:44 am to
ESPN pre-game show this am said They want Charlie Strong at Louisville. That he ought to go ahead and move there. Did anyone else hear this?
Posted by Bernie Moore
Member since May 2010
1859 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 11:53 am to
quote:

I just heard my girlfriend say "I heard that if Arkansas loses to A&M today, that Jeff Long would contact Jon Gruden and they would start the contract negotiation at $5.5M." The rumors are running deep within the Arky fanbase . I'm still trying to teach her the concept of a first down btw


Your g/f needs to dump her sissy boyfriend.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 12:09 pm to
Pics?
Posted by Bayouadrink
Kennedy Heights
Member since Jul 2011
2237 posts
Posted on 9/29/12 at 12:14 pm to
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