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More fitting Nicknames
Posted on 7/25/16 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 7/25/16 at 12:54 pm
Some SEC mascots don't fit their respective programs. Tigers do not live here nor do elephants...
Bama... The arse beaters
Auburn --- The family
Arkansas --- The Razorback fits us perfect.. Ducks would also be fitting with our Duck Hunting heritage.
aTm--- The Wierdos
Ole Miss == Mississippi Blackdawgs
Miss State --- MSU Cows
LSU -- ND has the Fighting Irish.. LSU should be the
fighting Frenchman. Bengal Tigers do not live in North America
Georgia -- Bulldogs is fine.. I couldn't think of anything that signifies underachievement.
Vandy - The Rabid Bookworms
Tennessee -- The Hurrying Hillbillies (Meth makes you speedy)
Mizzou -- The Concerned Citizens
USC -- Cocks is fitting for USC
Kentucky -- Wildcats is ok if you like cats... I do not. Not sure what to call them.
Florida.. The Gator is perfect for them but I think of New Jersy transplants in jorts doing a polka when i think of Florida now days..
I put much thought into this (5 minutes) and I hope yall enjoy
Bama... The arse beaters
Auburn --- The family
Arkansas --- The Razorback fits us perfect.. Ducks would also be fitting with our Duck Hunting heritage.
aTm--- The Wierdos
Ole Miss == Mississippi Blackdawgs
Miss State --- MSU Cows
LSU -- ND has the Fighting Irish.. LSU should be the
fighting Frenchman. Bengal Tigers do not live in North America
Georgia -- Bulldogs is fine.. I couldn't think of anything that signifies underachievement.
Vandy - The Rabid Bookworms
Tennessee -- The Hurrying Hillbillies (Meth makes you speedy)
Mizzou -- The Concerned Citizens
USC -- Cocks is fitting for USC
Kentucky -- Wildcats is ok if you like cats... I do not. Not sure what to call them.
Florida.. The Gator is perfect for them but I think of New Jersy transplants in jorts doing a polka when i think of Florida now days..
I put much thought into this (5 minutes) and I hope yall enjoy
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Posted on 7/25/16 at 12:55 pm to TheSwineAssault
1st downvote, and I expect many more to follow.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 12:55 pm to TheSwineAssault
Have a down vote.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 12:56 pm to TheSwineAssault
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Arkansas --- The Razorback fits us perfect.. Ducks would also be fitting with our Duck Hunting heritage.
If you're going to do this you have to at least try to make fun or yourself
EDIT: In retrospect a pig might be fitting
This post was edited on 7/25/16 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 7/25/16 at 12:58 pm to TheSwineAssault
Arkansas - The WalMarxist
Posted on 7/25/16 at 12:58 pm to TheSwineAssault
This is bad.
Posted on 7/25/16 at 12:59 pm to TheSwineAssault
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:10 pm to TheSwineAssault
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Arkansas --- The Razorback fits our women perfect
FIFY
Posted on 7/25/16 at 1:19 pm to TheSwineAssault
quote:
I put much thought into this (5 minutes) and I hope yall enjoy
Your boat is taking on water and your sails are ripped
Posted on 7/25/16 at 2:29 pm to TheSwineAssault
Let someone else try...because you suck at this:
Alabama - Midget Bears (combining characteristic and nickname of two best coaches)
Auburn - Schizophreniacs (Mfers have 3 freaking mascots...they are the college version of the 3 faces of eve)
Arkansas - Walmart Greeters (since that is what most of the fans will eventually become, anyway)
aTm - Gay Cowboys (The decorated overalls with Howdy on them pretty much sealed their fate)
Ole Miss - Closet Queens (they way they like to play dress-up for football games...just seems logical.
MSU - Little Brothers (my God...they are the little brother school IN MISSISSIPPI...how can you be more little brother than that)?
LSU - Truck Nuts (Since Ohio State has the buckeye nut as their mascot...why not use the most prevelant nut in Louisiana for LSU)
Georgia - Leg Humpers is fine (that way they can keep the white bulldog...which is pretty iconic)
Tennessee - Butt Chuggers (if you are going to start a horrific trend...might as well embrace it)
Vandy - Schrodinger's Cat (Vandy's program is simultaneously dead and alive).
Missouri - The Big 12 Social Justice Warriors (nuff said)
USC - Confused Siblings (when your little brother, is actually your big brother...)
Kentucky - Cagers (since they only exist as a basketball school...it should be reflected in their name)
Florida - Jorties (they could have a stumpy little midget like the Notre Dame Leprachaun, only wearing jorts).
Alabama - Midget Bears (combining characteristic and nickname of two best coaches)
Auburn - Schizophreniacs (Mfers have 3 freaking mascots...they are the college version of the 3 faces of eve)
Arkansas - Walmart Greeters (since that is what most of the fans will eventually become, anyway)
aTm - Gay Cowboys (The decorated overalls with Howdy on them pretty much sealed their fate)
Ole Miss - Closet Queens (they way they like to play dress-up for football games...just seems logical.
MSU - Little Brothers (my God...they are the little brother school IN MISSISSIPPI...how can you be more little brother than that)?
LSU - Truck Nuts (Since Ohio State has the buckeye nut as their mascot...why not use the most prevelant nut in Louisiana for LSU)
Georgia - Leg Humpers is fine (that way they can keep the white bulldog...which is pretty iconic)
Tennessee - Butt Chuggers (if you are going to start a horrific trend...might as well embrace it)
Vandy - Schrodinger's Cat (Vandy's program is simultaneously dead and alive).
Missouri - The Big 12 Social Justice Warriors (nuff said)
USC - Confused Siblings (when your little brother, is actually your big brother...)
Kentucky - Cagers (since they only exist as a basketball school...it should be reflected in their name)
Florida - Jorties (they could have a stumpy little midget like the Notre Dame Leprachaun, only wearing jorts).
Posted on 7/25/16 at 4:10 pm to TheSwineAssault
You got really excited for this post , and typed it hastily. Post less.
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