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re: Mizzou Researches Blind and Kill Beagles for Inconclusive Study

Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by CNB
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:31 pm to
I'd draw my line at 10 beagles.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:32 pm to
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You seem slow, so I'm going to help you out. UTK's vet school breeds beagles for lab tests and then kills them. But continue being led around by the nose by the media.



I'm well versed in what UT's vet school does. Point out where I said anything otherwise.

With that being said...I don't see how Missouri's vet school is only ranked one spot below UT's with their sloppy management of their research. U.S. News top Vet Schools

You don't do animal research without tight protocol on the testing and dissemination of information.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:32 pm to
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I'd draw my line at 10 beagles.



No shite, I'd bring upon the extinction of beagles if it meant I could help one human being.
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:34 pm to
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You don't do animal research without tight protocol on the testing and dissemination of information.


So you're an expert in veterinary testing. Awesome. :thisismydisbeliefface:
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:38 pm to
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If you could save millions of humans from a future gamma ray burst (EMP, nuclear device, or an actual gamma ray burst originating in deep space) by blinding and killing 5 beagles...would you do it?


Sure I would...not sure how many human lives are lost each year by a topical skin cream consisting of 0.2% hyaluronic acid. I'm sure the numbers are through the roof.

That doesn't matter...I would use an Institutional Review Board to approve any animal/human subject testing, and I would control how results were released/reported.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:40 pm to
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So you're an expert in veterinary testing. Awesome. :thisismydisbeliefface:


Nope...but I have experience working in laboratory settings where animal testing has been performed. So...not an expert...just more expertise than you.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:40 pm to
I would kill all known beagles if it meant more effective mouth wash for humans.
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:41 pm to
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Nope...but I have experience working in laboratory settings where animal testing has been performed. So...not an expert...just more expertise than you.


So your outrage is feigned for the board. Perfect.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:42 pm to
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I would kill all known beagles if it meant more effective mouth wash for humans.



Well...that is a different matter entirely. Do you have any idea how rampant halitosis is in the US?
Posted by CockCommander
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:42 pm to
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mizzoukills


Not even close. Humans don't deserve the benefit of the doubt. They should know better. Animals can't.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:42 pm to
Ain't no safe spaces at Mizzou for that beagle to land :smh:
Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:42 pm to
I would blind one hundred million beagles if it resulted in better sunglasses
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:43 pm to
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So your outrage is feigned for the board. Perfect.



Are you serious??? It's a GD message board...everyone's outrage is feigned.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:44 pm to
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Well...that is a different matter entirely. Do you have any idea how rampant halitosis is in the US?



We all know you're racist...you just don't need to make it so obvious.

Bad form, bruh.

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:48 pm to
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mizzoukills


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I actually headed the study. Fascinating finding yet to be published which will be a game changer.



I am gonna call troll, if you were in charge, the test subjects would have been hogs or piglets.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:55 pm to
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I'd draw my line at 10 beagles.


I would draw the line at 0, well unless they were criminal beagles

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 2:01 pm to
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I am gonna call troll, if you were in charge, the test subjects would have been hogs or piglets.



We had already exhausted our piglets...
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 2:47 pm to
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We had already exhausted our piglets...


So you did not think to order and kill more?

No wonder Missouri is having such problems attracting new students.
Posted by LSUNV
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 2:50 pm to
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you did not think to order and kill more? No wonder Missouri is having such problems attracting new students.




Touché
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 2:52 pm to
Why waste money or piglets when we already had perfectly good beagles in stock?
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