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Mizzou in the SEC is the Civil War all over again. History repeats itself
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:21 pm
Our Yankee school was brought into the conference to put southern pride and ego in check.
Within 4 short years it has indeed worked, but the "war of northern aggression" has only just begun. Make no mistake...Mizzou loves taking your money and relishes the Yankee role we are meant to play in southern lands.
MIZ...
Within 4 short years it has indeed worked, but the "war of northern aggression" has only just begun. Make no mistake...Mizzou loves taking your money and relishes the Yankee role we are meant to play in southern lands.
MIZ...
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 10:27 pm
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:24 pm to mizzoukills
You're wrong kills.
They've got a proper bugler now...
Now they can win!
They've got a proper bugler now...
Now they can win!
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:25 pm to mizzoukills
ZOU!! We gonna Donkey stomp LSU and Tenner
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:25 pm to Stir of Echoes
Do you think he took a trumpet up the arse?
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:27 pm to mizzoukills
Nope, that's reserved for boxes of wine.
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:27 pm to mizzoukills
Is that a real question? That's a for sure!
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:28 pm to Stir of Echoes
And like the Civil War, Mizzou in the SEC will only have one outcome: In the end Mizzou wins and the SEC loses.
Which, of course, is a win/win!
Which, of course, is a win/win!
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:31 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:31 pm to mizzoukills
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Mizzou wins and the SEC loses.
The only way it should be.
Mizzou Football, winning more SEC games than the state of Tennessee has teeth, since 2012.
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:32 pm to MrMojoRisin
Is there a greater t-shirt than the infamous "Scoreboard" t-shirt?
I think not.
I think not.
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:33 pm to mizzoukills
You will take your rightful place at the bottom-middle portion of the east and settle in. Get used to it Kills.
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:36 pm to hogminer
Like you guys did in the West?
frick that, we rollin', they hatin'.
It is what it is.
No JohnElles here bruh.
frick that, we rollin', they hatin'.
It is what it is.
No JohnElles here bruh.
Posted on 8/25/16 at 10:42 pm to mizzoukills
The SEC needed a "safe space"....
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:02 am to mizzoukills
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Within 4 short years it has indeed worked, but the "war of northern aggression" has only just begun. Make no mistake...Mizzou loves taking your money and relishes the Yankee role we are meant to play in southern lands.
The most famous denizens of Missouri are Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow.
Walt
UT '81
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:17 am to Stir of Echoes
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Mizzou Football, winning more SEC games than the state of Tennessee has teeth, since 2012.
But you reduced your already pathetic WP to .542 by going 5-7 last year.
I recall reading that UT was the 7th team to win 700 games, this with teams like Michigan starting over 10 years before the Vols.
Mizzou's record is:
612-510-50 WP .542
Tennessee:
796-353-50 WP .684
But but but!! Mizzou started playing football BEFORE UT!? What could have happened since 1890?
Walt
UT '81
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:22 am to mizzoukills
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Do you think he took a trumpet up the arse?
Aggie fans can you confirm this?
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:22 am to WhiskeyPapa
missmoomoo reminds me of milli vanailli. Had what they thought was success until they were exposed.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:36 am to mizzoukills
I don't think these idiot Missouri fans have any clue what actually happened during the civil war.
For starters, the union kicked their arse and they had to relocate their state capital to Neosho, Missouri. Then they appealed to the sympathies of a general from Arkansas to have the state of Missouri returned to the hands of Missourians who, according to said general, were the most disorganized and undisciplined group of "soldiers" he had ever laid eyes on. So the Arkansan folks fought to have Missouri returned to Missourians, and mostly succeeded until the soldiers from Louisiana basically screwed everything up.
Of course, while all this was happening there was another contingent of Missourians who were too cowardly to stand up to the imperialists and joined the feds instead. frickin pussies.
ETA: Going all the way back to the Civil War, and probably before, Missouri has been populated by pussies.
For starters, the union kicked their arse and they had to relocate their state capital to Neosho, Missouri. Then they appealed to the sympathies of a general from Arkansas to have the state of Missouri returned to the hands of Missourians who, according to said general, were the most disorganized and undisciplined group of "soldiers" he had ever laid eyes on. So the Arkansan folks fought to have Missouri returned to Missourians, and mostly succeeded until the soldiers from Louisiana basically screwed everything up.
Of course, while all this was happening there was another contingent of Missourians who were too cowardly to stand up to the imperialists and joined the feds instead. frickin pussies.
ETA: Going all the way back to the Civil War, and probably before, Missouri has been populated by pussies.
This post was edited on 8/26/16 at 7:38 am
Posted on 8/26/16 at 8:28 am to mizzoukills
You pussies couldn't pick a side in the civil war
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