Mississippi schools, which of you would like to bow out?

I understand king cotton was once very important, making northern Mississippi a very happening place to be. However, today, it may surprise you to find Mississippi's number one product is tourism, which is mostly imported to the seafood and sunny shores of Gulfport/Biloxi.

This booming metro, commonly referred to by its nickname, "the playground of the South" has over 250,000 people, opposed to 20,000 at Oxford or Starkvegas

Further, the educational opportunities available in each respective city are roughly equivalent. And check out this campus!







Now I know what you're going to say... But no one has trees like Oxford in fall!

Here is a 500 year old tree that beats the shite out of your shitty arse twigs



Further it is named the Friendship tree. Pretty sure a tree named after friendship doesn't have any rope burns, if you know what I mean.

Speaking of diversity and inclusion, your neighbors to the south also have you beat there. This fine campus admitted women long before OM or Bully, recognizing the equality of the fairer sex. To be honest the rest of the conference has resented your "reputation" holding us back all these years. A breath of fresh sea air would be welcome

Lastly, I believe athletically this fine coastal institution is free and clear from any NCAA compliance issues. I know, I know. Self-imposed, etc. But I believe the SEC has been "self-imposing" a burden in itself by keeping a 19th century approach to schools from Mississippi. Sure, we have two now. I'm not against keeping that number. Simply proposing one of you kindly bow out like the Southern seersucker wearing gentlemen you claim to be in the interest of this great conference.

I look forward to a constructive debate between Ole Miss and Mississippi State fans, with fans of other schools welcome to chip in. Keep in mind, the greater needs of the conference above yourselves. TIA