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Michelob Ultra Lite....
Posted on 5/13/16 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 5/13/16 at 11:57 pm
18 pack...Rebels goin for the sweep tomorrow. Sonic drive in only 3 miles from where I dwell. come get u sum, you motherfrickers. you wanna crucify my football program? I will fight you buncha bastiges, at the same time...Michelob ultra light, see? 18 pack
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Posted on 5/13/16 at 11:58 pm to REBSontheRISE
Nothing says I can beat your arse like drinking ultra
Posted on 5/14/16 at 12:02 am to REBSontheRISE
I met someone last night who had a unique character and personality. She hinted that she wanted a night with me, so we went to her apartment. There was a little light next to the door, I turned it on. She then unlocked the door using her keycard. I chose to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 12:05 am to Sun God
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Nothing says I can beat your arse like drinking ultra
well, I got a hyena hernia, and fat tire gives me indigestion and a case of the farts. some of them are even wet, after 15 or so...but that wont prevent me from opening up a can of whoop arse. I'm prone to opening up a can with the quickness, all the way up until one of you motherfrickers knock my arse out and put me out of my death penalty misery, or until I pass out.. I don't give a frick
Posted on 5/14/16 at 12:08 am to REBSontheRISE
My advice is to drink heavy. When the Ncaa is camped out for 3 and a half years and have now started yet a new investigation, the only thing you got left is....beer. Enjoy!
Posted on 5/14/16 at 12:09 am to REBSontheRISE
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Michelob
Posted on 5/14/16 at 12:19 am to REBSontheRISE
fricks wrong with you son?
Posted on 5/14/16 at 12:32 am to REBSontheRISE
Lol you cheer for Ole Miss
Posted on 5/14/16 at 12:40 am to REBSontheRISE
Is cock sucking a cock a requirement before you drink Michelob Ultra, or is it just something that Michelob Ultra drinkers enjoy?
Posted on 5/14/16 at 12:42 am to KCM0Tiger
Dam touched a nerve huh lol
Posted on 5/14/16 at 1:36 am to MullenBoys
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My advice is to drink heavy. When the Ncaa is camped out for 3 and a half years and have now started yet a new investigation, the only thing you got left is....beer. Enjoy!
This post was edited on 5/14/16 at 1:42 am
Posted on 5/14/16 at 4:59 am to CCTider
great gif!
Posted on 5/14/16 at 7:00 am to Sun God
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Nothing says I can beat your arse like drinking ultra
Posted on 5/14/16 at 7:05 am to REBSontheRISE
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I got a hyena hernia
Posted on 5/14/16 at 7:09 am to hg
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I met someone last night who had a unique character and personality. She hinted that she wanted a night with me, so we went to her apartment. There was a little light next to the door, I turned it on. She then unlocked the door using her keycard. I chose to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Boom Boom Akalakalaka Boom
Posted on 5/14/16 at 7:09 am to REBSontheRISE
Get lost before you get fricked up son
You should think this through.
You should think this through.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 7:36 am to REBSontheRISE
Posted on 5/14/16 at 8:15 am to REBSontheRISE
quote:Yeah - I hate when that happens.
well, I got a hyena hernia,
Posted on 5/14/16 at 8:26 am to Diamondawg
I saw one of those one time, it was ugly.
Posted on 5/14/16 at 8:56 am to REBSontheRISE
Rebs beat the Cayts 14-2 last night. We'll call it even.
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