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Michael and Martellus Bennett discuss what it's like to sack Cam Newton

Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:41 pm
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:41 pm
LINK


Some other funny quotable things in there as well.

quote:

CAM NEWTON

Michael: "Probably the quarterback I like to hit the most."

I ASK MICHAEL later what it feels like when he sacks a superstar like Newton. "It's like lovemaking," he says. "Every season, it comes to that one climax. It's like" -- Michael pauses, rolls his eyes back into his head and emits a noise that sounds like the throaty gasp of a goat that's just been slaughtered.

"All of the other rushes are like foreplay," Martellus says. "You finally get to the bedroom."

"Yeah, you get to the bedroom," Michael says. "Take it off."

His brother looks at him. "That's a good analogy."

"That's a great analogy," Michael says.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:42 pm to
Two great Aggies
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79879 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:43 pm to
I'm sure Michael Bennett describes hitting Colt McCoy as..."cold fish".
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46174 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Two great Aggies

Their description of wrestling a man to the ground suddenly makes sense
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83335 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:45 pm to
I see rape in their future
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83335 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Their description of wrestling a man to the ground suddenly makes sense

Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144959 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Two great Aggies

making sexual innuendos about wrestling a man to the ground
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:49 pm to
Did you not know they were Aggies
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144959 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:49 pm to
its nice to know that cam had some consensual sex with some aggies and the rape that happened by the hands of von miller in the super bowl was just an outlier
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:50 pm to
Von Miller is a monster for what he did to Cam
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46174 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

making sexual innuendos about wrestling a man to the ground


Don't steal my joke
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46174 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Did you not know they were Aggies


I did but the joke sounded better if I didn't so I went with it
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:52 pm to
Fair enough
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
144959 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:52 pm to
i cant believe they keep replaying it over and over. you would think that theyd have some decency
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 4:28 pm to
quote:


Their description of wrestling a man to the ground suddenly makes sense


Winner
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38000 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Von Miller is a monster for what he did to Cam


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