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Michael and Martellus Bennett discuss what it's like to sack Cam Newton
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:41 pm
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Some other funny quotable things in there as well.
Some other funny quotable things in there as well.
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CAM NEWTON
Michael: "Probably the quarterback I like to hit the most."
I ASK MICHAEL later what it feels like when he sacks a superstar like Newton. "It's like lovemaking," he says. "Every season, it comes to that one climax. It's like" -- Michael pauses, rolls his eyes back into his head and emits a noise that sounds like the throaty gasp of a goat that's just been slaughtered.
"All of the other rushes are like foreplay," Martellus says. "You finally get to the bedroom."
"Yeah, you get to the bedroom," Michael says. "Take it off."
His brother looks at him. "That's a good analogy."
"That's a great analogy," Michael says.
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:43 pm to Gradual_Stroke
I'm sure Michael Bennett describes hitting Colt McCoy as..."cold fish".
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:45 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Two great Aggies
Their description of wrestling a man to the ground suddenly makes sense
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:46 pm to Weagle25
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Their description of wrestling a man to the ground suddenly makes sense
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:48 pm to Gradual_Stroke
quote:making sexual innuendos about wrestling a man to the ground
Two great Aggies
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:49 pm to Weagle25
Did you not know they were Aggies
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:49 pm to WestCoastAg
its nice to know that cam had some consensual sex with some aggies and the rape that happened by the hands of von miller in the super bowl was just an outlier
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:50 pm to WestCoastAg
Von Miller is a monster for what he did to Cam
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:51 pm to WestCoastAg
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making sexual innuendos about wrestling a man to the ground
Don't steal my joke
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:51 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Did you not know they were Aggies
I did but the joke sounded better if I didn't so I went with it
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:52 pm to Gradual_Stroke
i cant believe they keep replaying it over and over. you would think that theyd have some decency
Posted on 8/3/16 at 4:28 pm to Weagle25
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Their description of wrestling a man to the ground suddenly makes sense
Winner
Posted on 8/3/16 at 5:20 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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Von Miller is a monster for what he did to Cam
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