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Meltdown Week 1 Texas Only Edition

Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:13 pm
Posted by CrimsonBoz
Member since Sep 2014
16976 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:13 pm
There are some gems in this one, good lord.

LINK
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21856 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

No good new players will want to come on board. Baylor worked so hard for so long to achieve the success they had. I will always suspect that there is more to the story than we are being told and that higher ups and politics in college football were bound and determined that a small private Christian school was not going to become a champion.


No Baylor, it's because you raped like 50 women
Posted by CrimsonBoz
Member since Sep 2014
16976 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:18 pm to
One guy goes on to say " who would play here if you couldn't rape?" Lol
Posted by SwaggerVance
Behind enemy lines
Member since Oct 2014
1741 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:20 pm to
I stopped reading at "Lone-shart state". Author should kill himself.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:25 pm to
Texas won the meltdown, my favorite one is
quote:

We have sucked cock since 2010 hit the calendar. That is a lot of cock
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64945 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Who would play for this team if you couldn’t rape?




Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Sumlin threw the game away, not because he wanted to, but because he had to. What’s the only way to stop the Aggies late season collapse and choke? You do it all in the first game. He’s actually playing 5D chess right now

Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:35 pm to
Texas fan won it for me:
We came here to kick some arse and chew some gum. And we're all out of arse.

Extra points for the Roddy Piper reference.
Posted by Lord Orgeron
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
945 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:36 pm to
You the real MVP
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Texas fan won it for me:
We came here to kick some arse and chew some gum. And we're all out of arse.

Extra points for the Roddy Piper reference.


I missed that one. Nobody melts like Texas, except for LSU.
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25871 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:37 pm to
The state of Texas did UF a solid this weekend.
Posted by ArabianKnight
Member since Jul 2010
2617 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

No good new players will want to come on board. Baylor worked so hard for so long to achieve the success they had. I will always suspect that there is more to the story than we are being told and that higher ups and politics in college football were bound and determined that a small private Christian school was not going to become a champion.


The tin foil is strong with this one. I'm glad they didn't beat Bama sometime in the past couple years or this would be blamed on Saban too.
Posted by GeauxPack81
Member since Dec 2009
10479 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Need to move that heart sticker to Austin for a different disaster.


quote:

We already have a big, soft handed coach. Didn't you see all those hugs and kisses in the tunnel pre-game? He is going to love them to victory.

I really hope Herman fails and it turns out we dodged a bullet.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17716 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:43 pm to
I hope all the bad things happen to BayLoLer and only BayLoler.

This warms my heart

Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35473 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:30 pm to
The Texas game thread on Shaggy is pure gold. They could have 50 pages of it on the Meltdown. I'm sure Aggy could as well.
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4339 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

I stopped reading


You are from Mississippi.

Did you ever start reading?
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5454 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

No good new players will want to come on board. Baylor worked so hard for so long to achieve the success they had. I will always suspect that there is more to the story than we are being told and that higher ups and politics in college football were bound and determined that a small private Christian school was not going to become a champion.


Sounds familiar

quote:

We came here to kick some arse and chew some gum. And we're all out of arse.


Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17716 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

You are from Mississippi. Did you ever start reading?



It's Ok , man.

Let it out.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33146 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:53 pm to
The dumbass who wrote that article?

His shite wasn't even funny. Shoulda just pasted the melts and maybe I would've kept reading.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 3:54 pm to
Shaggy was fun this weekend.

Texags was okay but Shaggy has the bouncing boob avatars.
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