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re: Meanwhile, this is the stuff Auburn is sending out...
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:30 am to genro
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:30 am to genro
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Sure. Are these real stories? Are you keeping a log? How much of your day do you spend worrying about this small handful of trash? Has anyone in an Auburn shirt ever been arrested?
All in all, I just want to know how invested in this you are, how it makes you feel, and why you need it so badly at this point?
Downplay if you will, and yes there is a log compiled by the SEC Rant, and I didn't do it. It's one of the greatest threads in the history of this board, and you absolutely remember it.
Your subtle "small handful" when the reality is "large contingent" is simply disingenuous. The ploy is, of course, to go right to the "it's a select few!" and "every school does it!"
Deflect, deflect, deflect. Talking shite, Genro, then moving to the "why are you so invested in this" is exactly the type of stuff Tide winners accuse AU losers of doing.
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Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:30 am to tivey6301
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At least McClain doesn't pout when he loses.
I think Cam is just going to speak to the commish about some rule changes for next season, that way he wont lose.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:31 am to Glorious
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You know bama has control of the rivalry when the only insults Aubies can throw out are about a bunch of sidewalk fans from the deepest darkest corners of the state
Example B of use of the Bama script
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:34 am to Pettifogger
quote:Wow. You really are a cultist. You really believe that
Your subtle "small handful" when the reality is "large contingent" is simply disingenuous. The ploy is, of course, to go right to the "it's a select few!" and "every school does it!"
I just found several equivalent stories for Auburn on google. But I don't need to cling to that shred of irrelevant tripe to save my precious sense of superiority.
Admit it, you LOVE it when one of these stories come out. You NEED it.
Have a good day you crazy bitter frick
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 9:36 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:36 am to genro
Haha, I have evidence but I won't present it. You're a cultist! I quit! Crazy frick!
That's you right now.
Let's be honest, you already thought I was a crazy bitter frick because I don't agree with you when you start up your anti-semitic rantings.
That's you right now.
Let's be honest, you already thought I was a crazy bitter frick because I don't agree with you when you start up your anti-semitic rantings.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:39 am to aspiclark
Oh dear God.
You guys are going back to the "insert a word with A and U in it" from the old Tuberville days?
You guys are going back to the "insert a word with A and U in it" from the old Tuberville days?
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:42 am to Pettifogger
Smashing kittens
Walmart thief
Stealing a truck and kidnapping in "Grand Theft Auto" rampage
Now admit this is a huge contingent of your trash fanbase before I spend any effort finding any more
Walmart thief
Stealing a truck and kidnapping in "Grand Theft Auto" rampage
Now admit this is a huge contingent of your trash fanbase before I spend any effort finding any more
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:51 am to genro
Good God Genro, have you lost your ability to appreciate context?
All of my examples are Alabama fans engaging in poor/criminal behavior that is directly tied to their support for Alabama. Arguably one of yours is.
Now would be the obvious time to concede the obvious point that everyone else in this conference recognizes: Alabama has more people doing more shitty things than any other school.
But if that moment of self-honesty isn't forthcoming, get back to googling
All of my examples are Alabama fans engaging in poor/criminal behavior that is directly tied to their support for Alabama. Arguably one of yours is.
Now would be the obvious time to concede the obvious point that everyone else in this conference recognizes: Alabama has more people doing more shitty things than any other school.
But if that moment of self-honesty isn't forthcoming, get back to googling
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:52 am to genro
I, personally, thought the lizard girl was more embarrassing. 
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:54 am to Pettifogger
You've yet to provide any links
But you're right I concede. We have a strong murder culture here in the Alabama fanbase. It's a daily struggle to survive. I lost hundreds of friends in 2000. That was a rough year. I wish you would have a bit more sympathy
But you're right I concede. We have a strong murder culture here in the Alabama fanbase. It's a daily struggle to survive. I lost hundreds of friends in 2000. That was a rough year. I wish you would have a bit more sympathy
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:58 am to cyde
Maybe one day we'll be losers and we can really keep track of these things in an organized way. I shudder to think all the Auburn incidents that go unnoticed because we don't need it for our moral victories. 
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:58 am to genro
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But you're right I concede. We have a strong murder culture here in the Alabama fanbase. It's a daily struggle to survive. I lost hundreds of friends in 2000. That was a rough year. I wish you would have a bit more sympathy
I can't help you unless you want help
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:01 am to genro
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genro
If I'm understanding Pettifogger correctly, Auburn is morally superior because their fans don't commit their trashy redneck crimes specifically in the name of Auburn football.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:04 am to cyde
Absolutely. The truth is I'm from southeast Alabama, I've seen their sidewalk portion up close and personal. Obviously the local rural ag school is gonna be more attractive to a certain redneck demographic.
That's why it's all so funny to me, this superiority. I mean there are rednecks in this state, whether they have an orange or crimson shirt doesn't change anything. But that's all a little too reasonable and doesn't help the ego.
That's why it's all so funny to me, this superiority. I mean there are rednecks in this state, whether they have an orange or crimson shirt doesn't change anything. But that's all a little too reasonable and doesn't help the ego.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:05 am to cyde
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If I'm understanding Pettifogger correctly, Auburn is morally superior because their fans don't commit their trashy redneck crimes specifically in the name of Auburn football.
Cyde this is not accurate.
Auburn is morally superior because we value things like democracy, freedom, God, family and officially licensed merchandise.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:05 am to Pettifogger
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Here's the definitive list, friends, just for reference:
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:09 am to Pettifogger
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Auburn is morally superior because we value things like democracy, freedom, God, family and officially licensed merchandise.
So you're basically us, just with less in the way of officially licensed merchandise. Gotcha.
I've lived here all my life and I suspected there were a lot of similarities between us. It's just nice to finally get confirmation.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:20 am to Pettifogger
I mean what level of affiliation should I give them? Other than small revenue from tshirts the worst ones have probably never given anything to the university, don't go to games, and generally are freeriders to a successful team
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 10:21 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 10:25 am to Glorious
I want everyone in the thread to be careful not to break your arm while jerking yourself off
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