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Posted on 10/2/15 at 9:59 am
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Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:00 am to StarkRebel
I think him and Jeremy are on LSD because they are seeing things.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:03 am to m45auburn
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I think him and Jeremy are on LSD because they are seeing things.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:04 am to StarkRebel
Missouri doesn't use meth, we make it and export it to Tennessee:
https://www.wsmv.com/story/22045724/tennessee-now-leads-the-nation-in-meth-use-tbi-reports
https://www.wsmv.com/story/22045724/tennessee-now-leads-the-nation-in-meth-use-tbi-reports
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:12 am to spytiger
Exactly, Mauk has been busy channeling his inner Heisenburg. Been forgetting his mask alot lately.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:18 am to spytiger
there's a class a MU that teaches you to say this every time someone mentions meth, amirite
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Missouri doesn't use meth, we make it and export it to Tennessee:
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:20 am to spytiger
quote:well we all agree that Tennessee sucks weiners for meth.
Missouri doesn't use meth, we make it and export it to Tennessee:
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:21 am to StarkRebel
Nah, he's on some thing but his teeth are too pretty for it to be meth.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:24 am to StarkRebel
Walter White definitely should have expanded his operations eastward.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:24 am to MIZZOU_JP
IMO Meth isnt bad. Gets a bad rap.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:25 am to mizslu314
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IMO Meth isnt bad. Gets a bad rap.
Yeah it's the pitbull of drugs
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:31 am to Wtodd
All that map proves is that Missouri more than other states is proactively combatting the meth problem and shutting down labs.
States like Arkansas and then entire south just don't give a frick.
Seriously, you believe that the land and people on either side of the magical border between Missouri and Arkansas is any different? Arkansas hillbillies are 100 percent cooking meth. Arkansas doesn't give a frick. Missouri does.
Good for Missouri!
States like Arkansas and then entire south just don't give a frick.
Seriously, you believe that the land and people on either side of the magical border between Missouri and Arkansas is any different? Arkansas hillbillies are 100 percent cooking meth. Arkansas doesn't give a frick. Missouri does.
Good for Missouri!
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:31 am to mizslu314
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IMO Meth isnt bad. Gets a bad rap.
The US government has been prescribing it for years.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:35 am to mizzoukills
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All that map proves is that Missouri more than other states is proactively combatting the meth problem and shutting down labs
If this is your reasoning then Mississippi does a hell of a job reporting fatasses.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:35 am to Wtodd
I talked to a local sheriff about all the meth busts in MO...asked him if it's because MO puts more emphasis on busting the labs, or if there's really that many. Sad thing is, there really is a lot of it here, according to him. Makes sense to a degree, large agricultural state that's pretty remote outside of KC & St. Louis ='s lots of available supplies for meth production & lots of cover to do it.
My favorite meth story comes from a couple of guys who got pulled over about 20 miles east of Columbia. They had a portable meth lab in the trunk of the car. Best part, they had it rigged with rockets so that they could hit a button and the lab would shoot into the sky, you know, in case they got pulled over.
The two brainiacs tried to initiate their rocket system upon getting pulled over, and surprise, it didn't work. They'll probably make the Darwin Awards list at some point.
My favorite meth story comes from a couple of guys who got pulled over about 20 miles east of Columbia. They had a portable meth lab in the trunk of the car. Best part, they had it rigged with rockets so that they could hit a button and the lab would shoot into the sky, you know, in case they got pulled over.
The two brainiacs tried to initiate their rocket system upon getting pulled over, and surprise, it didn't work. They'll probably make the Darwin Awards list at some point.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:35 am to mizzoukills
Didn't they find a large meth lab in an out building on the back side of your place?
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:37 am to mizzoukills
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States like Arkansas and then entire south just don't give a frick.
Our hillbillies are just smarter then your hillbillies and better able to hide their labs.
What gets me is Oregon and Washington state hardly having any meth lab busts. I've got friends who live in both states and they always complain about the meth heads running around up there.
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:39 am to mizzoukills
Looking at that map, does anyone else think Mississippi is either lying, or has really shitty cops?
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:42 am to AaronB4Mizzou
AaronB4Mizzou
I'm not arguing whether or not meth is in Missouri. All I'm saying is that it's incredibly suspect that we have it on one side of the border but a state like Arkansas isn't cooking it on the other side of the border. We all know that isn't true.
The difference is that Missouri is proactively engaging in the fight against the labs and states like Arkansas aren't.
You're telling me that Missouri has over 10 times that amount of labs than Arkansas? Seriously?
I've spoken to law enforcement as well. My uncle is a longtime conservation agent. He said it's well known that states surrounding Missouri aren't proactively focusing on their meth problem. We are.
He also said that there is a secret task force in Missouri doing some things that would blow your mind...
I'm not arguing whether or not meth is in Missouri. All I'm saying is that it's incredibly suspect that we have it on one side of the border but a state like Arkansas isn't cooking it on the other side of the border. We all know that isn't true.
The difference is that Missouri is proactively engaging in the fight against the labs and states like Arkansas aren't.
You're telling me that Missouri has over 10 times that amount of labs than Arkansas? Seriously?
I've spoken to law enforcement as well. My uncle is a longtime conservation agent. He said it's well known that states surrounding Missouri aren't proactively focusing on their meth problem. We are.
He also said that there is a secret task force in Missouri doing some things that would blow your mind...
Posted on 10/2/15 at 10:44 am to CCTider
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Looking at that map, does anyone else think Mississippi is either lying, or has really shitty cops
Exactly. You mean to tell me that Mississippi, one of the poorest states in the country, has less than 10 total meth labs?
L O fricking L
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