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Mark Richt theory/Halloween related
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:07 pm
I think CMR is a zombie. Think about it:
He has been at UGA for 30 years now; they can't get rid of him. He is basically the coach that cannot be fired. And coincidentally, fire won't kill a zombie either.
Also, he doesn't build mentally tough players or encourage mental discipline. His players play on emotion. The obvious reason? He needs weak brains to feast on later, like most zombies. I dunno, just a theory.
Other coaches that could be monsters:
Les Miles= Frankenstein
Nick Saban= a vampire (sucks the life out of his players, then they suck in the NFL)
Bert Bielema= the blob
Any coach for the Gators= Swamp thing(s)
He has been at UGA for 30 years now; they can't get rid of him. He is basically the coach that cannot be fired. And coincidentally, fire won't kill a zombie either.
Also, he doesn't build mentally tough players or encourage mental discipline. His players play on emotion. The obvious reason? He needs weak brains to feast on later, like most zombies. I dunno, just a theory.
Other coaches that could be monsters:
Les Miles= Frankenstein
Nick Saban= a vampire (sucks the life out of his players, then they suck in the NFL)
Bert Bielema= the blob
Any coach for the Gators= Swamp thing(s)
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:09 pm to EthanL
One day you'll meet a vagina or boob.....then your posts will be better
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:09 pm to EthanL
You've done it, you've created the worst thread of the day. I believe som congratulations are in order
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:09 pm to EthanL
Your daddy really should have pulled out
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:10 pm to EthanL
This thread would be shitty by off-season standards.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:15 pm to EthanL
You are the Bert Bielema of posting.
Posted on 10/13/15 at 9:27 pm to EthanL
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He has been at UGA for 30 years now
Posted on 10/13/15 at 9:35 pm to EthanL
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Bert Bielema= the blob
I thought this was at least lol-worthy.
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